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Well, guess I couldn't help it. But when I was in labor with my son. I had my epidural and couldn't feel anything at all. But I started hearing myself fart and KNEW that it was probably time for me to start pushing. Since well his head was coming down.......yeah anyhow TMI.  
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...broken wind? 5th grade. I was sitting in social studies and had to sneeze really bad. I had been holding the sneezes in for about 5 minutes. Well finally I could hold them in no more...I let out what I thought was a huge sneeze and opened my eyes to my teacher staring at me in bewilderment with a look that read..."You nasty SOB!" It was only about 10 minutes later (after class) that I found out I let out a monster fart that shook the room!!! LOL
It's one thing to let out one and know...but to break wind and have no idea that you did is pure genius...or just plain nasty! 
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Interested
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any body out there Why do I get the feeling a "knock, knock" joke is in the works.... |
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jealously
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Have you ever encountered people or perhaps been one that you just can't handle your partner being around someone that you consider hot? Quite the contrary. I think it's kind of hot. Now if the guy is deliberately trying to flirt with my gf then that's crossing the line. But if if it's just friendly chat, it's kind of cool to be able to to give him that look of..."too bad SUCKA, she's coming home with me." |
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Older Women
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I refuse to call myself old...I don't feel like it. And you don't look it either... 
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Older Women
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Thanks dude!!! 
Wait a minute, I'm a guy. Please Disreguard previous statment. There's always one in the crowd...LOL |
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Older Women
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I just wanted to give kudos to the older/mature (whatever the PC term is these days) women on this site. Not only are you all fun to talk with, but there are quite a few on here that are knockouts!!! Cheers
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Jack's back....
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Never got into it- wanted to, but didn't. It's a great show. The thing is you have to catch it from the beginning of the season or it's fairly easy to get lost. I'm pretty interested in counter-terrorism so it keeps me on the edge of my seat. |
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Jack's back....
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Anyone watching 24 tonight??
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Chargers who?!?
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Now can I say it...CAN I, CAN I, CAN I?!?!?!?!
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Topic:
Chargers who?!?
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I just have a deep dislike for SD because everyone out here is either a SD or Oakland fan. I don't think I dislike any other team as much as SD (well, except for maybe the Cowboys...but that's another thread).
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Topic:
Chargers who?!?
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the only thing worse than a poor loser is a poor winner 
But it's all in good fun so I'm sure the Chargers fans understand...
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Chargers who?!?
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Good point. I'll save the true celebration for later....
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that you've ever held in your hands? That means No checks. No chedit cards. CASH only. 60k. It wasn't mine...but I seized it! The guy I took it from wasn't too happy about it 
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I've come close. But then I remembered that I'm in management so I have to contain it. Some people just like to push buttons.
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Chargers who?!?
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I just wanted to take a moment to rub it in the faces of every San Diego Chargers fan on here..... Better luck next year!!
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The Greatest American Hero
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA CHiPs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci8Ga-gCqno |
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Topic:
Dress your significant other
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How would you like your significant other to dress on a daily basis (as in style, ie:urban, business, cowboy, relaxed)? it's no fun being in a relationship where it's expected, and demanded, that you dress a certain way in order to feel as though you are still attractive as a woman. i'd never, ever, do that to another person. besides, i already love the way my guy dresses - flannel plaid and jeans. I guess I wasn't specific enough in the OP. This was just meant to be a fun thread to find out what style your prefered for your sig other. For example, I don't like it when women dress too revealing. I like some things kept to the imagination. |
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Just noticed something
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Oh, we're dancing now. 
Uhhhhh...you've been perv'd 
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Just noticed something
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At least you admit it. 
Perv and proud!!! I won't have to go to any meetings for this will I??? Hmmm...maybe some 12-step ones. 
How about a 2-step one?
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