Did I miss the man bashing? Gosh I love bashing me some men. You know what they say "Speak softly and carry a very big stick".

to Spicy, Sweet Chili Doritos. Someone help me please!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What are you addicted to? Inquiring minds want to know.

This thread is treading off track. So I will try to get us back there.

I don't want a guy who doesn't make me laugh.

I don't want a guy who doesn't like sex.

I don't want a guy who doesn't treat me with respect.

I don't want a guy who is untrustworthy.

I don't want a guy who isn't a freak.


Are we back on track?

Who knew what Moni? That old ladies have good taste in music or that we can actually dance to it.

See what imposing limits might make you miss out on.

For a little while. It might be an amazing little while but only for a little while.

To get us back on topic, I only want a man who know how to dance to this.

This Beat Is
Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh
Work my body, so melodic, this beat rolls right through my chest
Everybody, ma and papi, came to party
Grab somebody,work ya body, work ya body
Let me see you 1,2 step

[Chorus]
Rock it, Don't Stop it
Everybody get on the floor
Crank the party up
We about to get it on
Let me see you 1,2 step
I love it when you 1,2 step
Everybody 1,2 step
We about to get it on

This Beat Is
Outrageous, so contagious, make you crave it
jazze made it
So retarded,top charteed, ever since the day I started
Strut my stuff and yes I flaunt it
Goodies make the boys jump on it
No I can't control myself
Now let me do my 1,2 step

[Chorus]

We gone drop it like this

[Hook (repeat 2x)]
It don't matter to me, we can dance slow
Whichever way the beat drops our bodies will flow
So swing it over here Mr. DJ
And we will, we will, Rock you

[Missy]
I shake it like Jello, make the boys say hello
cause they know im rockin the beat
i know you heard about a lot of MCees
But they ain't got nothin on me
Because Im 5 foot 2, i wanna dance with you
And Im sophistcated fun, I eat fillet minon
Im nice and young, Best believe im number one

This thread has gone in the crapper.

I know Lex will be disappointed but I never could pass up a good potty joke.

Thanks Joy. And I am not drinking again. Until this weekend, vacation is coming.

You really have to have a sense of humor about all this. The U R HOTZ emails are entertaining and I try to think of new ways to Chrissy Txt replies.

Another tip I have for you is to put the original post on your profile instead of in the forums. I doubt many of the inquiries you specified came from forum members although I could be wrong.

Oh and I just have to say. Although you don't want them to blame it on your pic, showing a pic of your trunk will solicit comments. If you pose for it, they are gonna comment.

Just my two. Laugh, have fun, and use the delete key. It does wonders.

Good Morning Ed. I was soliciting the fella's to join us in the drinking thread. It was slightly effective.

Good Night J.R. I'm feeling a little sleepy myself. Thank you all who came to drink with me. I appreciate it.

Hi J.R. And welcome. I'm sorry I ordered, I really was just asking. The forums here are great and the people even better.

I'm tipsy and horny as hell.

Ok, here is a toast a friend of mine always says:

Here's to women's kisses,
and to whiskey, amber clear;
Not as sweet as a woman's kiss,
but a darn sight more sincere!

Come on now, my last shot. I need a good toast.

Don't Leave BECKY!!!!!!

Dammit Becks, you know that's not true. I thought you were hanging out in my I need men thread.

Where are my girls? Tami? Joy? Carol? Ruth?

Am I really drinking all by myself? How sad?

I'm starting to get thirsty again and have one shot left. Whose got the toast?

You should be very proud of yourself. Conquering any fear is a difficult task. I'll bet you were hell on wheels. I hope you get to sky dive.

No problem and Welcome. We are drinking, laughing, flirting and sharing out secrets. You got any?