Will this virus attack the zero sector of my hard drive where critical data is held and burn a hole in it and blow the outer casing off thereby escaping into the surrounding atmosphere and mutating into a super virus that will destroy the entire infrastructure of the world wide web as we know it, crippling the economy in just minutes forcing evacuations of all governmental facilities, the closing of schools and hospitals, the closing of businesses, cause band aids not to stick to anyone, severe reduction in chocolate chips in keebler cookies, preset all radio stations to play "so much cooler online" backwards at 78 speed and ultimately get Hillary elected?