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Tue 05/15/07 10:02 PM
laugh Fear of Treeslaugh

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Tue 05/15/07 10:01 PM
I googled it. That's a support Sitelaugh

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Tue 05/15/07 09:57 PM
http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/22962 bigsmile

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Tue 05/15/07 09:55 PM
What is Arachibutyrophobia?
Defined as "a persistent, abnormal, and unwarranted fear of peanut
butter sticking to the roof of the mouth", each year this surprisingly
common phobia causes countless people needless distress.

To add insult to an already distressing condition, most
arachibutyrophobia therapies take months or years and sometimes even
require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear. We believe
that not only is this totally unnecessary, it will often make the
condition worse. And it is particularly cruel as arachibutyrophobia can
be eliminated with the right methods and just 24 hours of commitment by
the phobic individual.

Known by a number of names - Arachibutyrophobia and Fear of Peanut
Butter Sticking to the Roof of the Mouth being the most common - the
problem often significantly impacts the quality of life. It can cause
panic attacks and keep people apart from loved ones and business
associates. Symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid
breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings
of dread, although everyone experiences arachibutyrophobia in their own
way and may have different symptoms. .

Though a variety of potent drugs are often prescribed for
arachibutyrophobia, side effects and/or withdrawal symptoms can be
severe. Moreover, drugs do not "cure" arachibutyrophobia or any other
phobia. At best they temporarily suppress the symptoms through chemical
interaction.

The good news is that the modern, fast, drug-free processes of The CTRN
Phobia Clinic will train your mind to feel completely different about
peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth, eliminating the fear so
it never haunts you again.

Consider the true cost of living with Arachibutyrophobia.
If you are living with arachibutyrophobia, what is the real cost to your
health, your career or school, and to your family life? Avoiding the
issue indefinitely would mean resigning yourself to living in fear,
missing out on priceless life experiences big and small, living a life
that is just a shadow of what it will be when the problem is gone.

For anyone earning a living, the financial toll of this phobia is
incalculable. Living with fear means you can never concentrate fully and
give your best. Lost opportunities. Poor performance or grades.
Promotions that pass you by. arachibutyrophobia will likely cost you
tens, even hundreds of thousands of dollars over the course of your
lifetime, let alone the cost to your health and quality of life. Now
Arachibutyrophobia can be gone for less than the price of a round-trip
airline ticket.

Overcome Your Arachibutyrophobia : Call Us Today.

What is the cause of Arachibutyrophobia?
Like all fears and phobias, arachibutyrophobia is created by the
unconscious mind as a protective mechanism. At some point in your past,
there was likely an event linking peanut butter sticking to the roof of
the mouth and emotional trauma. Whilst the original catalyst may have
been a real-life scare of some kind, the condition can also be triggered
by myriad, benign events like movies, TV, or perhaps seeing someone else
experience trauma.

But so long as the negative association is powerful enough, the
unconscious mind thinks: "Ahh, this whole thing is very dangerous. How
do I keep myself from getting in this kind of situation again? I know,
I'll attach terrible feelings to peanut butter sticking to the roof of
the mouth, that way I'll steer clear in future and so be safe." Just
like that arachibutyrophobia is born. Attaching emotions to situations
is one of the primary ways that humans learn. Sometimes we just get the
wiring wrong.

The actual phobia manifests itself in different ways. Some sufferers
experience it almost all the time, others just in response to direct
stimuli. Everyone has their own unique formula for when and how to feel
bad.

How do we do it?
We won't actually do anything: you will. Our practitioners will teach
you to regain control of your emotions and conquer your
Arachibutyrophobia. Working with us, you'll rapidly train your
unconscious mind to connect different, positive feelings to the stimuli
that triggers the phobia. And you will learn quickly now to stop the
root cause of your Fear of Flying: those awful thoughts, images, movies
or sounds.
We are an ABNLP
Approved Program

We don't use hypnosis for Arachibutyrophobia but our modern techniques
are equally relaxing and enjoyable. Clients immediately notice that they
feel different. Once the unconscious mind feels safe and learns how to
respond appropriately, it will always know - so the results are
permanent. Arachibutyrophobia is gone. Forever.

Does it work?
Can we rid you of a debilitating phobia after just a few hours of work?
Is this just a quick fix? At CTRN we've helped hundreds of people beat
their phobias. Here's just one testimonial:

"I have a BA degree in Psychology yet could never get a handle on my
personal phobia...

I am not a fan of pop-psychology and so ordered your program with a
great deal of doubt. Once I started it, I found your approach of
breaking negative stimulus links and building new ones made perfect
sense to me...

I'm glad I put you to the test because in three days I took back a
freedom that had been gone for 15 years."

Howard S
Oviedo, FL

We've collected countless testimonials from past clients just like this
one. Read them all.

How long & how much?
The Arachibutyrophobia Clinic at The CTRN Phobia Clinic™ is entirely
results-focused, so we charge you for the result you want: freedom from
arachibutyrophobia - regardless of how long it takes.

The process usually requires no more than ten hours. In exceptional
cases we can achieve a favorable result in two to three. But because we
guarantee the outcome, we will work with you for as long as it takes -
five minutes, five hours, five weeks. We work highly effectively by
telephone. This allows our clients far more flexibility in scheduling
appointments, and the results are every bit as good as meeting in
person.

You'll need to play your part, of course. Usually as part of the work
with us there will be some easy and enjoyable homework for you to do,
and that will be a key part of your success.










OMG LOL There You Go
bigsmile

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Tue 05/15/07 09:46 PM
FEAR OF PEANUT BUTTER STICKING TO THE ROOF OF THE MOUTH laugh

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Tue 05/15/07 09:33 PM
make my own site justsayhiJR.combigsmile

Or have sex all day and nightlaugh

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Tue 05/15/07 09:13 PM
Heybigsmile flowerforyou :heart:

songbirrd's photo
Tue 05/15/07 09:09 PM
:heart: flowerforyou smooched

songbirrd's photo
Tue 05/15/07 08:51 PM
(((((((((Mom))))))))))))))flowerforyou :heart:

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Tue 05/15/07 08:48 PM
Alanis Morisette - So Unsexy

Oh these little rejections how they add up quickly
One small sideways look and I feel so ungood
Somewhere along the way I think I gave you the power to make
Me feel the way I thought only my father could

Oh these little rejections how they seem so real to me
One forgotten birthday I'm all but cooked
How these little abandonments seem to sting so easily
I'm 13 again am I 13 for good?

Chorus:
I can feel so unsexy for someone so beautiful
So unloved for someone so fine
I can feel so boring for someone so interesting
So ignorant for someone of sound mind

Oh these little protections how they fail to serve me
One forgotten phone call and I'm deflated
Oh these little defenses how they fail to comfort me
[ So Unsexy lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
Your hand pulling away and I'm devastated

Chorus

When will I start leaving baby?
When will I start deserting baby?
When will I start staying with myself?

Oh these little projections how they keep springing from me
I jump my ship as I take it personally
Oh these little rejections how they disappear quickly
The moment I decide not to abandon me

Chorus(2x)

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Tue 05/15/07 08:44 PM
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"What?!"

"Hi! He he!"*runs out the door"

songbirrd's photo
Tue 05/15/07 08:41 PM
I've got hubby and wife here....

(getting back to the topic)

:heart: flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou

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Tue 05/15/07 08:31 PM
LOL Well I can answer this Q because I'm dating a guy and having a baby
and I'm here. I couldn't leave. I think that if it was him or the site
I'd say "So long Baby" Ok well maybe not but I'd be sad.flowerforyou
:heart: laugh

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Tue 05/15/07 08:08 PM
LOL Wow how did I miss this??????

songbirrd's photo
Tue 05/15/07 08:05 PM
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

That is so sweet I'm happy for both of you.

Gosh I love you guysflowerforyou :heart: smooched

songbirrd's photo
Tue 05/15/07 08:02 PM
Duhlaugh

songbirrd's photo
Tue 05/15/07 07:57 PM
smooched Awwwwwwwww Toweleeeeeeeflowerforyou :heart:

songbirrd's photo
Tue 05/15/07 07:50 PM
Hello Morenaflowerforyou :heart: smooched

songbirrd's photo
Tue 05/15/07 07:43 PM
Happy Birthday:heart: flowerforyou smooched

songbirrd's photo
Tue 05/15/07 07:39 PM
oooooooops Teddyflowerforyou :heart: laugh