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There's a stone on my head
You're standing on my crotch My life sucks |
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Friends with benefits
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I prefer enemies with liabilities.
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I suspect the man was a bit "off" before the sandwich incident. Gee, whatever gave you that idea? 
Cuz if he was "normal" He would have fired warning shots Before his sandwich was assaulted. |
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I usually just get cranky.
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HINT !  ...Now folks, I need your input here , I also need to make sure I can or will be successful with women/s I can meet on a dating site 
Whom ever I will decide one day to contact for a date, will have to put up with my Funny Bone side also...I am not ringing the bells for my self either, but I have a Hilarious Sense of Humour
Here below I give you an inside what to expect of/from me on a date Ladies..Words like Hmmm, Jack **** , Hoop, Lullaby, so on and on ...I can't help it if I don't make my Honey feel seet  ..LOL
What do you call the dance move a cow does? The beef jerk!! How do you make beef jerky? Scare a cow! Your grandpa’s is so old he …… looks like a beef jerky! ************************************************************** Well...I have a masochist cow. Her cream whips itself. |
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I suspect the man was a bit "off" before the sandwich incident.
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I'd have her trim the hair on the back of my neck.
Oh...she already did that
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Topic:
How Is It
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Beach...my friend.
Please refrain from using the words "deep" and "butt" in the same sentence. 
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Topic:
kick butt????
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It was a total turn on.
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^^^^^^^^
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H&BK's babeeeee 
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Topic:
New girl
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It's OK mzrosie.
Miss Rains is warming a glass of milk for me.  
Oh ya..welcome to mingle, YourManWantsMe. |
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Topic:
New girl
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Jaisus...slow night.
Nobody sayin "hiiiii" yet. |
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Topic:
Oddly Sexy
Edited by
panchovanilla
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Fri 01/06/17 07:35 PM
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Ooops
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Topic:
Oddly Sexy
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Calling me dude...makes me want you.
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Topic:
Oddly Sexy
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There is something oddly sexy and sweet about catching my guy getting dressed to go out and take care of cattle while he is whistling. Never thought blue coveralls, rubber boots, bright orange stocking cap would be sexy... but it is I know what I'm wearing to bed tonight. 
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I feel bittersweet... Just bought my ticket to fly back to Alaska and I dont want to go... Dang it!!!! It's only temporary, babe. |
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Topic:
Wants to be spoiled
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If baby gets too spoiled..
May have to be thrown out, with the bath water. |
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Edited by
panchovanilla
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Thu 01/05/17 05:41 PM
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Oh, yeah.. I forgot... welcome :) and let me know if It works, I got some new draws for Christmas and I'll whip a pair right on and grab the camera.. nuttin like a bubble guy in new Fruit of the Looms.. nuttin ;) Gee thanks for that mental picture.... Hi welcome to Mingle And BTW yes it works and it is real Yup...it worked. And I didn't even resort to posing in my Beavis & Butthead drawers. Well..not until we went off site. 
Oh yeah..Welcome to mingle, Tony. |
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