...and thus, it was the last big butt joke that Thomas ever told.

Chen heard he needed a 'leg up' on his competition for a promotion at the zoo.

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If the cam shaft isn't functioning, the engine won't purrrr and the marriage may be in the pits.

........nailed.

I have observed in the past that some (but not all) of the women
get upset, when a bunch of guys applaud a photo featuring a woman's cleavage.
Thus, I felt it only fair to post a similar photo of a guy with
cleavage for the ladies.
There, feel better ?

...that we've located the problem.

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.

So, she looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

You may want to choose a different jar, before you hop on that deal.

no longer any need to paint those flames on the vehicle

Hopefully, this guy didn't go home and play the song 'Burning down The House'

and on youtube -

http://www.youtube.com/user/korey99#p/a/u/0/3tNVOhtvPEw