Ok, I'll meet you over there.

Its ok Heather, come to the bar and I will get you a drink. Anything
you want.

Of course you can purple. Waiting on you. And we have all the crayons
you can imagine. Including purple.

Hello? Anyone here? Who do I have to screw to get a drink in this
place?

To the bar then.

How city are you??

have you...

[x] I've been to Starbucks more than once in my life
[] I watch my back when i am walking
[] I shop at AE, A&F, or HCO, Hot topic, kohls
[x] I own 2 or more polo shirts
[x] I will never be caught without my cell phone
[] I straighten, mouse or blow dry my hair on a daily basis
TOTAL:3

[] I wear flipflops no matter what the weather
[] I own an designer pair of sunglasses
[] I own 1 or more pairs of FASHION-ripped jeans
[] I will do anything to get the best Myspace pic
TOTAL:0

[] When I'm not drinking starbucks I prefer water
[] I get annoyed with tom-boys
[x] I own more than one hat
[] I have seen every episode of Laguna Beach
[] My new addiction is 8th & Ocean or the Hills
[] I say "lol" in every other sentence of every online conversation
[x] I own tight jeans
TOTAL:2

[] I wear large necklaces
[] I own an iPod/mp3 player/cd player
[] The internet = survival
[x] one of the sports I play/played IS
Football,Baseball,BasketballVolley
ball, golf
[] I have more than 1 AIM screen name
TOTAL:1

[] I have said "lol" or "OMG!" in a real conversation
[]I love shopping
[] I shop whenever I have a chance
[] I own a bathing suit that cost 100 dollars or more
[] I have watched the Simple Life
TOTAL:0

=
***add x's and multiply by 3 and put "I'm 18% city***
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How COUNTRY Are You?

have you...

[x] ridden a horse
[] I have/had a horse
[x] owned land
[x] been 4wheeling
[x] Said "ain't"
[x] been cow-tipping
[] been deer hunting
[x] been swimming in a lake..
[x] caught a fish
[x] seen a deer get skinned
Total:8

[x] have worked on a ranch or on a farm
[x] have lived in a house in the middle of nowhere
[] have been duck hunting
[x]have gone swimming in a river
[x] driven or have owned a truck
[x] own a rebel flag
[x] like to fish
[x] have a funny accent... or that's what people tell you
[x]own/owned a pair of cowboy boots
[x] own/owned a cowboy hat
[x] own/have owned a big dog
[x] sometimes say "y'all"
[x] have gotten made fun of for sayin "y'all"
Total:12

You also...

[x] cuss when you're mad
[] go to church on sunday
[x] owned/own a bird dog
[] have ridden in a lawn tractor to somewhere in town
[x] have gone on a field trip to a farm/ranch
[x] have eaten deer meat
[x] have shot a gun
[] own a gun
[x] have had to park your vehicles in the yard
Total:6

You...
[x] have gone shopping...for a gun
[x] get the kids in your family a toy gun for christmas
[] wear long sleeves even in the summer
[x] know what stirrups are
[x] have fed the deer
[] had dog named Tank
Total:4

I am 18% city and 90% country

Unleash the beast
Its lurking, waiting, just beneath the surface.
You can try to deny it, but don't bother
It's there whether you want it or not
It's there when someone says the wrong thing
It's there when something goes wrong
It's there when everything sucks

You know you want to let go
You know it will feel good
Don't deny yourself any longer
Be at one with your whole self
And just release the beast.

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How about me? Am I good enough?

Hey purple, no bar tonight?

Hey y'all. Heather, feel like going to the bar?

Hey y'all I'm back. Give me a yagerbomb and a bud light please.

See y'all after work.

Well, I'm outta here too. Gotta get ready for another wonderful day at
work.

Bye country.

Mornin country.

Anyone else for some coffee?

Yeah, pretty late.

Thanks. What a night last night.

I need some coffee