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Sat 03/28/09 03:10 PM



Where is my Odie? Would love some puppy kisses.ohwell

look down chrissy, im between your legs looking updrool and drooling


Damn, were you reading my mind.laugh


Two timer!!!!grumble laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 03/28/09 03:09 PM

hello single,, how ya today,

ok gotta run for dinner at parental units house be back later


GREAT ODIE!!!! How are you...:smile:

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Sat 03/28/09 02:47 PM







:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

bigsmile

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Sat 03/28/09 02:45 PM

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Sat 03/28/09 02:43 PM

TOP TEN THINGS WOMEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP AND HAD A PENIS FOR A DAY...

10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

1. Repeat number 9......



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Sat 03/28/09 02:29 PM
Edited by singlelife44 on Sat 03/28/09 02:34 PM
Sorry, I saw a dog sneakin around outside..... I thought it might be "Odie" so I ran an got one of my baby back ribs.... sprinkled some cayene pepper on it and threw it out back!!!
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: pitchfork

after that last Exlax party....he wont anywhere near the doghouse!!!
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Sat 03/28/09 02:08 PM
Looney as ever!!!! an you???flowerforyou

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Sat 03/28/09 02:06 PM



Sorry Single, got distracted sending naked pics to random email addressess.laugh



Do you need me to give you mine again????? I don't see anything!!
glasses shocked shocked surprised surprised pitchfork drool


No, I never send them to people I know. Just make up addressess and start sending. It's a great way to meet people.laugh




ahhhhhhhhh..... I see............ and how's that workin out for ya?
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Sat 03/28/09 02:02 PM

Sorry Single, got distracted sending naked pics to random email addressess.laugh



Do you need me to give you mine again????? I don't see anything!!
glasses shocked shocked surprised surprised pitchfork drool

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Sat 03/28/09 01:51 PM

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Sat 03/28/09 01:48 PM
Edited by singlelife44 on Sat 03/28/09 01:49 PM

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Sat 03/28/09 01:35 PM





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Sat 03/28/09 01:31 PM


hmmmmmm........spock

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Sat 03/28/09 01:28 PM
Gotta go throw some more of my mojoo on the baby back ribs....


brb....:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

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Sat 03/28/09 01:25 PM
Edited by singlelife44 on Sat 03/28/09 01:26 PM


Maybe we need to do the Krupa Loompa dance to flush him out?
bigsmile

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Sat 03/28/09 01:21 PM
Is that your new "pet" Monkey Chrissy or do we have a visitor?

Hey Monkey!!drinker waving :angel: :banana: pitchfork

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Sat 03/28/09 01:13 PM


Friday nights are bad for me...I'm busy washing my hair, clipping my nails...and trimming my pubic hair...
:wink: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: drinker


Damn, I'm sorry I missed that.laugh


No worries....tonight's the night I check for "dingleberries"!!!

You in??? drinker smokin

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Sat 03/28/09 01:08 PM
Friday nights are bad for me...I'm busy washing my hair, clipping my nails...and trimming my pubic hair...
:wink: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: drinker

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Sat 03/28/09 01:05 PM

How have you been handsome. You missed all the fun last night.


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Sat 03/28/09 12:52 PM


You guys have been "Busy"!!!!!!!spock surprised


Hi Single. :wink:


Hi Chrissy!!!flowerforyou