A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was
severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her
body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some
of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable
would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and
wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from,
and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this
was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's
new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her
friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with
emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I
need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

i didn't get it

yummy = food

impossible = mission

funny jokes

hi from bayonne, new jersey

2002

welcome

thanks justb

a blonde goes to a bar with a couple of her friends..she says "we have
to go back later" one of her friends asks her why. she goes "that sign
says 18 and above and there's only three of us"

$2-$3 on deliveries

bland = tasteless

you're looking good

thanks claudette

you're welcome stacey

road = u-turn

Some Friendships are for Always

We've shared the kind of friendship
that's grown deeper through the years,
We've seen the ups, we've known the downs
we've shared the smiles and tears,
And through it all, I've learned one thing -
that there could never be
A dearer friend in all the world
than the one you are to me

---Emily Matthews

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jersey