had to set up the Christmas tree already. Daughter came home from the babysitters yesterday and of course THEY had it up, hence....

Pretty sure its my stomach...

Ordered hawaiian pizza last night. Only reason I did that was because my kid was hungry. I think I am still full from thanksgiving....

Runs a fetish dungeon, staffed by hermaphrodite midgets, out of the basement of her local church!!

Dang HE, think you need a kitchen safety course!

Sounds pretty delectible though!

I got some turkey!! Of course I think damn near everyone on this site has turkey right about now.

The Broken Lawn Mower

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right,
and the other is usually the husband.

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always
something more important to me.

Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.

When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I
watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.

I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.

'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well
sweep the driveway.'

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.

whats up captain spalding!

OMG!!! I miss roast dinners!!!

I love yorkshire puddings....

Guess thats better then totally gay... but that depends on your preferences.

(((((((HE)))))))

Hows the cake coming along?

no snow here!!

have to start posting here I guess! Happy Turkey day. I am going to finish my movie and wait for work to be over!

no hugs for me!! eh, I guess I don't know you well enough, plus I may have copped a feel....

yes... the things we do...

(((((((HE)))))))

You get enough sleep?

have a nice day purple!!

as I can see!! haha

I prefer the angry face one that I made for gypsy!

Hey Purple! how are you doing?

to the left next to the coffee pot.