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QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!
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The school of hard knocks is an accelerated curriculum.
- Menander |
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QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!
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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges, even where there are no rivers.
- Nikita Khrushchev |
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QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!
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The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.
- Theodore Roosevelt |
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QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!
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I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work.
- Ben Franklin |
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QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!
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Yes, there really is a Mr. Yoshida
- Off a case MR. YOSHIDA'S FINE SAUCES box |
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QUOTE OF THE DAY!!!!!!!
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish,and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Boing!!
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Hiya!
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Boing!!
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hmmm?? 
Good evening. :) Ignore the confusion.. it'll pass. 
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Boing!!
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Yeah.. I thought maybe she'd been giving you tips to be honest.
Sorry, Ms. V.
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Boing!!
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Speaking of beans..
have you been giving Ms. V tutelage in the art of methane dispersal? She was definitely weekend champ on that front. Sorry, Ms. V.
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Boing!!
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Aww shucks.. you're welcome, old buddy, old pal.
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Boing!!
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mornin numpty Morning to one of my favourite rednecks ever.
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Boing!!
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Dave is currently at my girlfriends house sharing a room with her mum. Unbelievable but true.. Dan.. when I arrived at your partners house, she was gagging for "it".. so I gave her one *sigh*.. "It" being a cigarette; "gave her one" being "one" pouch of tobaccy!
Mark! Good to see you, bro! 
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Fish - part 2
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give her a big fat hug for me too and then lick your finger and poke it in her ear If I'm feeling extra-cheeky, I might confishder it, but if I do, am gonna have to tell her you made me.
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Fish - part 2
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I was given a susfishded sentence! Have a nice long tired fish with my girlfish tomorrow Dave! haha! I have no idea what you mean but it sounds sado-masifishtic to me, so I shall be giving your partner one hug tomorrow, and I definitely won't be looking when she's bending down to pick up her handbag.
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Fish - part 2
Edited by
RandomTandem
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Fri 12/12/08 07:47 PM
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Dan, I heard you got charged with something quite serious by the police a while back, but you plead guilty under diminfished responsibility, and got the charge reduced to a fishdemeanour.
5 hours sleep will do me btw. lol
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Fish - part 2
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Fish it! Im not fixshing it again! Are you p*sh*d? Typical of you innit.. being drunk and fishorderly. And seeing as you're ordering fish, mine's a fish supper thanks. Twice with no cheating- boing.
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Fish - part 2
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Fish it! Im not fixshing it again! Are you p*sh*d? Typical of you innit.. being drunk and fishorderly. |
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Fish - part 2
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"(I fi(x)shed it!)"
There must have been another fishtake then, I was talking about quoted sentence beginning "This thought this"
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Fish - part 2
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Dan, I fi[x]shed mine, now fi [x]sh that quote, you numpty.
Please.
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