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Wed 08/27/08 12:35 PM

I used to flash bikers all the time. You know, show me your tits... so I did.

I used to drink jello shots on my knees out of those syringe things.

I used to wear garters to school with skirts so you could see them.


Now that I'd love to see pitchfork

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Wed 08/27/08 11:39 AM

Mine would hav2 be joining this site LOL. What about yours!!!


Dated a woman I work with...

Bad mojo

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Wed 08/27/08 11:36 AM

One thing that always cracks me up is when I see a woman's profile and in said profile there is a line that says something about " the man I would like to find must know what he wants and have goals in his life ".

Well..I am 38 ( soon to be 39 ) perfectly happy in my job, and I enjoy being me. Someone to share my ( limited ) life with would be great. But other than that, things are good for me.

My " goal " is to keep breathing for the next few years.

If that's not enough of a " goal " for the ladies out there...I don't know what to tell you.

Shouldn't the fact that a guy is actually happy with who he is count for something?

Isn't a woman specifying that a man have " goals " actually a code word for saying " You best better have in mind a way to make more money than you do now "?


What women really mean, is goals other than trying to dip the winkie at the first oppotunity...

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Wed 08/27/08 11:35 AM

**did you ever?? People not watching the light, so we sit at a green light. Did it happen to you??


Reminds me of the folks driving in the fast lane that shouldn't be.

Reminds me of redneck comedy tour...

"If you're driving down the highway and people three lanes to your right are passing you, you might be an idiot" "Here's your sign"

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Tue 08/26/08 06:35 PM
suits optional?

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Tue 08/26/08 05:38 PM



Are people getting as tired as me of this political crap..McCain or Obama..let's face it either way we are screwed.
I know I should of ran for President.:tongue:

You'd have my vote drool


Thanks babe, u can run for Vice President..ok any other takers?


Nothing like being under a strong woman pitchfork

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Tue 08/26/08 05:36 PM

Are people getting as tired as me of this political crap..McCain or Obama..let's face it either way we are screwed.
I know I should of ran for President.:tongue:

You'd have my vote drool

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Tue 08/26/08 05:31 PM

Will President Obama provide free health care ..Free atlast !!


Having spent time living in a country with socialized medicine you better hope not.

Simple surgeries taking months to schedule sometimes... Poor care. Not to mention ridiculous taxes.

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Tue 08/26/08 05:17 PM

I still say George Carlin...even being deceased he could do a bang up jobbigsmile flowerforyou

Now that would get my vote!

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Tue 08/26/08 05:16 PM

all the guys over 30 super hot in here?

lol everytime i see a hot guys picture i click on his profile and 95% of the time hes 35 or older.

you guys need to get ugly:tongue: laugh laugh

What's wrong with a little experience? pitchfork

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Tue 08/26/08 02:38 PM

Made you look. laugh


Doesn't take much to want to see that smile flowers

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Tue 08/26/08 02:37 PM

Backwards...


up..

Down..

left..

right...


In and out, and all about

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Tue 08/26/08 10:32 AM

What do you guys think?

That I have so got to take a trip up north...

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Tue 08/26/08 09:55 AM
69pitchfork

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Tue 08/26/08 09:52 AM

<------ isn't she cutebigsmile laugh


LOL, I love ferrets.
I've always wanted to have one or two of my own, just haven't had the time lately for pet's.

And yes, she's cute :)

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Mon 08/25/08 06:50 PM

This got this link from a friend. Would the BBC lie?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7581039.stm


At least the preist isn't bothering the altar boys...

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Mon 08/25/08 06:22 PM

"come and get it":tongue: :tongue:

BRT pitchfork

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Mon 08/25/08 06:04 PM
Wins what again?

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Mon 08/25/08 04:23 PM

drinker

if only all our clients didn't want us to do home visitsglasses

drinks rofl drinks

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Mon 08/25/08 04:18 PM

Can I have a ride? :angel:

Sure, just wear that skirt pitchfork