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Sat 09/29/07 09:25 PM
Yeah, all the tropical stuff down here just blows any front coming down right off the map. Who's cute?

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Sat 09/29/07 09:18 PM
Come on now! Listen to your Granny. I haven't had a date since May. I've learned that the best way to find fun is to make a poster: I'M HUNGRY. PLEASE TAKE ME OUT TO EAT AT A FINE RESTAURANT AND THEN TO A MOVIE. Be sure to arm yourself if you have any takers.

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Sat 09/29/07 09:12 PM
CCP and LAMOM!!!!! Just checking to see whose still here. Gosh, I miss you all. Come on down to Tx. and melt with the rest of us. Damn, the kids are going to trick or treating in their swim suits.

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Sat 09/29/07 09:08 PM
Hey Purple, Long time no see. Dear Diary, today I sweated my butt off (90 F). I'm not going outside until Nov. I want a date! Haven't been out since May.

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Thu 09/20/07 02:34 PM
For those of you are aware of the nationwide racial protest in Jenna-- I don't care if a bunch of students hung nooses on the white tree to keep the blacks from sitting under it. That is still NO EXCUSE for 6 black guys jumping the white kid and beating the **** out of him and wanting amnesty. These things are best handle by the police and the court system. MLK,Jr. would not be pleased.

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Tue 09/04/07 10:46 PM
I'm your friend, Purple. Are you chopping your toes off with a meat cleaver? (See pic.) Put your beautiful exotic pic back on.

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Tue 09/04/07 10:25 PM
Wasn't Onterio the guy from California? I thought he got busted.

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Tue 09/04/07 10:24 PM
Purple, you look like you're chopping off your toes with a meat cleaver in your picture. HAHA Put a pic of your beautiful, exotic self back on here!! LOL

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Tue 09/04/07 10:18 PM
When I was admitted to the Jello Heads, everybody left. IAM, get Spay back, and I'll even try to be nice to DaBad

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Tue 09/04/07 10:02 PM
SWF looking for SM who doesn't look like Pope Benedict.

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Tue 09/04/07 10:00 PM
Me too! Me too.

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Tue 09/04/07 09:57 PM
Karma, Wego, Moreno, Zero! Ya'all are still here! It's so hot in my computer room that I can't sit here for long. Whatcha' all been doing? We're sweating and drowning and rotting down here in the swamp.

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Tue 09/04/07 09:45 PM
I'm here, Morena! Just checkin' in. What was wrong with your topic on coming back to life? I don't want to come back as anything--too risky.

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Sat 09/01/07 07:14 PM
While we are mourning the loss of Nascar, let's not forget Lonely Tear Drop who awakened us each morning with a pot of coffee.

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Sat 09/01/07 06:48 PM
Greyhound mailed me the message this morning. I can't believe it. She had the greatest sense of humor and always had her chin up--for us anyway. Be sure to message LAMOM. They were great friends.

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Thu 08/23/07 03:14 AM
That's the best one you've done so far. I love your jokes.

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Tue 08/21/07 07:24 AM
Why is it so difficult to identify Redneck murder victims? Because all of the DNA is identical, and there are no dental records. (Oh that's so funny that I can't stand it).

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Mon 08/13/07 08:04 AM
Yes, it was the Simpsons movie. There's so much satire, dark comedy, and parody in it that I didn't realize. I thought it was just a cartoon.

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Mon 08/13/07 08:02 AM
OOPS, I'm in the wrong topic, I think. LOL

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Mon 08/13/07 08:01 AM
You're not the only one who sleeps too much. My former long term partner also fussed at me for naping, wanting to go to bed before he did, sleeping too late leaving HIM with nothing to do. Yet when HE wanted to sleep, I was not to interfer. Needless to say, that relationship is over. I've learned that if someone really likes or loves you, he doesn't care when you sleep, what or where you eat, how you dress, how you clean the house, or how spend YOUR OWN MONEY. Try finding him.

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