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Mon 09/17/07 09:35 PM
laugh .i am under the taurus sign,but this a darn tootin good one tom.

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Mon 09/17/07 08:42 PM
well my dear just follow your heart.that is ALL i can suggest to you.

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Mon 09/17/07 08:40 PM
welcome to the internets FUNNY FARM.nah! decent site.honest friends.just watch out for jsh's court jester.uk1971.he has some of the wierdest BUT darn good jokes.

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Mon 09/17/07 08:26 PM
well i was always told "LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT."

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Mon 09/17/07 08:22 PM
it says in the holy bible "thou shalt not judge for ye shalt be judged." this i live by. also i do wonder about a theory i have had since childhood. what if we are living someone's dream? what if the dreamer awakens? will we die and perish into nothingness? THAT is my biggest fear.

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Mon 09/17/07 08:02 PM
good decent tune that is.can i have another cup of coffee? please and this time i am saying thank you.

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Mon 09/17/07 07:37 PM
try driving taxi for 12 hours straight. coffee lots of sugar for me please.

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Mon 09/17/07 06:47 AM
i agree with puffins1958. WHERE do you come up with these?

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Mon 09/17/07 06:41 AM
morning everyone.well i am at work but at home.coco can fill you in on this.laugh

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Sat 09/15/07 12:23 PM
my pic IS my pic.i will not lie about what i look like and if someone i knew wanted to chat with a gal on my profile i would set up a profile for them. sorry about what happened to you.

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Sat 09/15/07 11:38 AM
well firedragon76 had a birthday on the 6th. she is 31.

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Sat 09/15/07 11:36 AM
candy jasper(ave in edmonton)laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 09/15/07 12:15 AM
geez that's NOTHING compared to what i just got in my email.
i got offered $45,000,000,000.00 JUST to knock up some korean/hispanic 17 year old gal. to "continue the family bloodline of a blacksmith".

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Sat 09/15/07 12:11 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
now combine BOTH.laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh but then again you can't have your cake and eat it too.

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Sat 09/15/07 12:06 AM
*sung out of key* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!

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Fri 09/14/07 08:23 PM
2 true.

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Fri 09/14/07 07:33 PM
*hmmmmm. someones pants are on the back seat of my cab. not coco's.too manly for her butt.* COCO!!!!!!!!!! YOU TURKEY! YOU FORGOT TO PAY FOR YOUR CAB!!!!!!!!!!$7.00 i am out now. i'll get her to pay next time.IF i see her.

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Fri 09/14/07 05:59 PM
BORN AND RAISED AS A CITY SLICKER.CAN OUT MANOUVER 98% OF THE COUNTRY BOYS THAT I KNOW ON LOOSE GRAVEL ROADS WHEN I DECIDE TO DO ANY RACING IN THE SUMMER.NEVER RACED WHILE WORKING.JOB MEANS WAY TOO MUCH TO ME.

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Fri 09/14/07 05:52 PM
PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.HIRE A TAXI-CAB. OR GET A FRIEND TO BE A DESIGNATED DRIVER. THIS ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN TYPED BY A TAXI-CAB DRIVER IN A SMALL TOWN.

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Fri 09/14/07 05:48 PM
PLEASE DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE.HIRE A TAXI-CAB. OR GET A FRIEND TO BE A DESIGNATED DRIVER. THIS ANNOUNCEMENT HAS BEEN TYPED BY A TAXI-CAB DRIVER IN A SMALL TOWN.

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