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pretend im your gf....
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Them dishes better get done... dont make me tell you twice!
That's what girls like to hear... right? |
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Want to come back to my place, eat pizza and have sex?
*slap* Oooookay, guess you dont like pizza... |
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OMG...what happened to...
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You know what Dane Cook says about shoes right?
Yeah... that's right... **** shoes :) |
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The sweetest thing
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"Dude, nice tan."
... I think he was gay... |
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Would you be alarmed?
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Hahaha!
Unless you're on a date with a senior citizen, you'd have to wonder why he's popping a blue pill.... |
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Worst thing to say
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...it didn't mean anything..she is nothing..I love you baby..lol Uhhhh... I thought that's what you're supposed to say?! how can it be the worst? |
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Worst thing to say
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Needed someone who could actually give a good bj?
Not saying that I'd ever do that... or have done that... or would want to do that... but yeah, that would be bad... I think anyway... |
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I need your help
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When in doubt?
Play a lot of Jimmy Buffet... I know it's not country, but you know what old people do when they hear Jimmy Buffet... they start thinking they can sing and kinda start to convulse (dance). Kidding... but not kidding about the Jimmy Buffet. |
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on a scale from 1-10....
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Solid 8
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