We're having a party!!!!

I'll buy you a drink and hook you up with a fiesty brunette I know

Men in uniform

I'll lay down bets that I can talk him into keeping me safe tonight from creepy stores

Where is everyone this evening?

I call Shot gun !?!?!?!?!!?

Clowns are evil

Mayhem she is all yours I'm out, not like you'd be able to keep up with her

Fire I see you're awake do you mind if I call you?

Pardon me for interupting then

afternoon

What's better than a fork ?
(Shout) Spork ! Spork !
What can you use on a cork ?
(Shout) Spork ! Spork !
What's better than ham and helps eat from a can ?
Chorus Spork, Spork, Spork !!!!
Spork is a spoon, with part of a fork.
But it's neither a spoon, not even a fork
it's a spork ! it's a spork ! it's a spork !
Verse2
What's better than pork ?
(Shout) Spork ! Spork !
What's better than zork?
(Shout) Spork ! Spork !
What's better than spam and better than jam ?
Repeat chorus
ALL HAIL SPORKS

bloody hell if it was one of our friends he better have at least gotten it at discount

haha least it's not floating in the mud puddles

I didn't realize sporkman was a superhero do you come with the little hand wipes too?

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I'm sporkless? As long as she's not packing I should be safe


and oh yeah her phone's dead

muwahahaha I kidnapped me a pirate hooker and I'm not sharing

Is that what's in the can?

sheesh you wouldn't want to have the only non smoker in preschool after all