im just gonna wing it.. hopefully i will have both when i wake up tomorrow ok ladys its almost that time..time to burn up that dance floor...look out!

stop moving your butt like that what was i thinking ummm you gotta get up im sorry you were giving me a chubby

Pittsburgh has the weekend off this week..so its time to drink and dance til my ass falls off..or run out of money

you are to sweet comere and sit on my lap

who's going out to shake their asses tonight?
I'm going to the Matrix tonight in Pittsburgh see you there

liz is a 10

mail me your email

ok my photos are done! who do i send them to?

very true

I've learned- that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned- that no matter how much I care, some people are just buttholes.

I've learned- that it takes years to build up trust and a minute of suspicion to destroy it.

I've learned - that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big **** or huge tits.

I've learned- that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more messed up than you think.

I've learned- that it's taking me a long time to sleep with the person I want.

I've learned- you should always leave loved ones with loving words. You may need to borrow money.

I've learned- that either you control your attitude or you will be offered medication.

I've learned- that money is a great substitute for character.

I've learned- that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do so.

I've learned- that just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean you can't take advantage of them when they're passed out and naked in your bed.

I've learned- that your family won't always be there for you. Unless, of course, you win the lottery.

I've learned- that no matter how good a guy is, he'll eventually revert.

I've learned- that no matter how badly your heart is broken, therapy is still expensive.

I've learned- that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.

I've learned- that two people can screw the exact same person and compare notes.

I've learned- that no matter how you try to protect your children, they will eventually get arrested and end up in the local paper.

I've learned- that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon. And all the less important ones just never go away.

A wrecking ball!

funnyz

hehe...im just jokin jeez

do i get a fluffer for this?

so you want me to take off my cloths then...you naughty girls as i begin to strip...

(Peeking through the bathroom window)

Im here for my Photo shoot..where and how do you want me

i cant wait to hear this

him and her making the bed shake...instantly boioioioing he was so hard a cat couldn't scratch it... so he

he found the little bottle of sex oil he lost three weeks ago when dirty thoughts of his girl run through his mind of...