REally? i should check it out. . they always bring a smile to my face.. .Capital Hill was so sad for me. .lol

Who remembers the short films they use to play on tv back in the 70's n 80's?

My all time favorite was Grammer Rock!

"lolly lolly lolly get your adverbs here" and "conjunction junction what's your function?"

Jopplin-ish

That's cute.. .

How about butt cleavage? Does that count?

1.

AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.



2.

AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE MALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT, USE THE SINK.



3.

FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.



4.

A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.



5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES.

THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.







6. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.



DAILY THOUGHT:

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast.

Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.



The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.


'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied...'It's not talcum powder...It's 'Miracle Grow'.

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself nude in a mirror, after a relaxing bath. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her.



In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.



'God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,' she prayed.




And just like that.........



Her ears fell off.

howya doin Steve!!!

just remember tomorrow's another day....

well it's time to get funky up in here!!!

How is your evening so far?

don't quit... .

here's a flower for you..

just go on over and tell him.. .awwww how cute. .

my kitty Alice

he's got to have all his teeth..

i dreamed my ex wanted back in.. scurry..

and we'll be here when you get back..

Hallmark moment?

good nite

hi..