Welcome

I think your 2 cute

I do...Just cant find any around here

could mean more but dont get your hopes up...been there done that one before...

What kinda kiss

Yeah its fun chatting with ppl but most seem to be fake...So just be careful...

Yeah its fun chatting with ppl but most seem to be fake...So just be careful...

Hello

Thought you was getting off of this stupid site??

Thanks I do tend to make a lot of good ones from time time

cause their pervs not wanting to be seen at whos profiles their checking out...

Body: A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen
mask over
his mouth and nose.




A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial
sponge bath.





"Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask.




'Are my testicles black?'

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir.




I'm
only here to
wash your upper body and feet.




'

He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check.




Are my testicles
black?'

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate
from worry
about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
back the
covers.




She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his
testicles
in the other.






Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with
them,
Sir!'

The man pulls off his oxygen mask , smiles at her and says very
slowly,
'Thank you very much.




That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......

A r e - m y - t e s t - r e su l t s - b a c k?

Just tired of doing everthing by myself I guess

Need a good man..Hell I'd settle for good friends

Dont think I've ever been that smashed

Well thats no fun drinking by yourself

...lonley 2nite...

Thats very well said....and so true....

Open

Kind

Jolly?? lol