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welcome
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welcome
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Duckface?
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Fly MILF ... Really ...
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My kids were more than happy to tell me what that meant
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Topic:
Online Dating Expectations
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My Mutual Match line up does not incite an expectation at this time
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Hi to all about my age
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welcome
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Hit on at the Grocery
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Thats too funny
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Topic:
Online Dating Expectations
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I expect to be disappointed, lied to, and possibly physically endangered, although not necessarily in that order. What he said ![]() |
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totally need some help
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welcome
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Gone Fishing
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Hat Creek, California
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My all time favorites are "I want to feel alive again" and "69" somewhere in the username like bottomfeederCarp69 or some such ![]() ![]() and thank god you're not Peccy69 or Angel might've said "eeeww" and moved on and you two wouldn't be the cute lovebirds you are today ![]() |
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What do you do when
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I recline in the sun like Cleopatra and wait for some hunky stud to come along and fan me and feed me grapes ![]() ![]() I'll take it ![]() |
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I have seen some women on here post very provocative pics and then act all offended if they get a sexual offer ![]() ![]() Yeah I always wondered that too And then they post a topic "why do men treat me like a slut?" ![]() go figure.. |
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My all time favorites are "I want to feel alive again" and "69" somewhere in the username like bottomfeederCarp69 or some such Even if they were born in 1969? ![]() The ones that get me are the very negative usernames like jaded or brokenhearted... Born in 69 is the only exception to that ![]() Unfortunately, most 69's are about making sure I know they're doggone serious about having sex right away and sure enough.. the profile usually reeks of stale horndog |
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My all time favorites are "I want to feel alive again"
and "69" somewhere in the username like bottomfeederCarp69 or some such |
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Topic:
FAKE BOOBS!
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I know a girl who had the super duper sized implants.
They stick out like torpedos and there's so much cleavage that she keeps her cell, wallet, etc there..like a giant glandular purse. No other woman stands a chance when she's in the room. I can't even take my eyes off them...no one can ![]() OMG what a shame...she's such a pretty girl |
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FAKE BOOBS!
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How can someone be proud of having FAKE BOOBS? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I heard that the nipples loose sensation. Is that true? Some do and some don't. I had increased sensation!! Bonus!! ![]() So is that a risk? Like you don't know its lost until its ..lost? ![]() |
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What do you do when
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I recline in the sun like Cleopatra and wait for some hunky stud to come along and fan me and feed me grapes
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FAKE BOOBS!
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How can someone be proud of having FAKE BOOBS? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I heard that the nipples loose sensation. Is that true? |
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