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Hi
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well let me tell you
once i open my my house door the entire neighborhood runs inside and yells Here she comes! |
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My date stood me up,
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wow
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Enlightenment and Atonement
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yes i started driving past my church everyday after work since they closed off route 2
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My date stood me up,
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shakes head
too good for that dubz |
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how about me?
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stop copying me!
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log in time?
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well what i do is get all their information... run to their house bang on their door
and yell WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOGGED ON! i was only escorted away twice |
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how about me?
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you look like me
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Would you care if your
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Well when i was a kid i wanted to take rifle lessons
My father told me he didn't want me to know how to use one in case i decided to shoot him |
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NOT ROMANTIC
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NOT ROMANTIC
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oh yeah |
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NOT ROMANTIC
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finally!
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HA,HA,HA,keep dreamin sweets I dont prejump for anyone. I dream of you having a background check |
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Why
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I understand completely when i man shows he is interested in me... i have no idea what I'm supposed to do...
Once a guy asked me what day it was i stopped what i was doing dropped to the ground and yelled FIRE! FIRE! |
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NOT ROMANTIC
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oh stop smiling would you
you know I'm only happy with seahawks |
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are you
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God please will you just use my real name! Its bill! |
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not me...
if you're interested in me First i set up an appointment then i make you go through an obstacle course, nothing huge just a few jumps and army crawls, then i ask for a background check and must have a drug test i have the results faxed over to me |
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are you
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once..... a woman dropped her penny on the floor in k-mart
i swan dove for it in the middle of aisle 3 the security says when they played back the tape my form was amazing |
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are you
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NOT ROMANTIC
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bobby..............
will you please tell nik that we are together |
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are you
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once a guy offered to pay for me
i jumped up i grabbed his wallet threw it up in the air and yelled free money everyone! he never called me back i just don't understand what happened between us |
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