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Wed 09/16/09 09:07 AM
I don't consider someone fat unless you can count chins and stomach folds.

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Wed 09/16/09 09:05 AM
:banana:

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Wed 09/16/09 04:46 AM
coat person at Olive Garden

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Wed 09/16/09 04:46 AM
drinker I have lots of recipes for drinks.drinks

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Wed 09/16/09 04:45 AM

Ladies, don't allow yourselves to listen to anyone that tell you what you should do with your body, your lives, your self esteem.

I just think people say the darnest things when hungry :laughing:

Live a good life
Live a healthy lifestyle
Treat people like you want to be treated
Feel good about yourself

Life is short, ride it out don't sit on the sidelines, have fun and throw out those unnecessary categories people want to put us in.

Hi my name is Frances and not only am I PHAT but I am FABULOUS.

flowerforyou



love

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Wed 09/16/09 04:16 AM
Magic BB balls says I like breasts.devil

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Wed 09/16/09 04:15 AM
love

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Wed 09/16/09 04:15 AM
love

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Wed 09/16/09 03:20 AM
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Tue 09/15/09 07:14 PM


<<<<<me doing researchdevil


Is that a double blind study or are you just studying until you are doubly blind?
bigsmile

until doubly blinddrinks

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Tue 09/15/09 07:12 PM
<<<<<me doing researchdevil

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Tue 09/15/09 07:11 PM

Or you could participate in the laboratory study and see if it works on men...

Please post a full report, including pictures! LOL!

drinks smooched drinks smitten drinks flowers drinks drool :tongue: devil drinks :banana: drinks

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Tue 09/15/09 07:06 PM

We haven't had a PARTY in this thread for a while now!

I got this in an email today and I think it's a VERY important medical message for Holly, Pata, Haley, and other female who happens to stop by. I heard rumor that this health warning MAY apply to men, but that is still being researched in laboratory studies. SO!


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness? Do you fear public speaking?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
Are you unsure of your dance moves?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself, your actions and your groove thang.
Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses, you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas!

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try them.

Side effects may include:
Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration
Erotic lustfulness
Loss of motor control
Loss of clothing
Loss of money
Table dancing
Headache
Dehydration
Dry mouth
A desire to sing Karaoke

WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you are tiptoeing when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think having that fourth or fifth child is an excellent idea.
WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you.





I have the alcohol and margarita mix. I'm just missing a few women to get drunk and see if this appliesblushing

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Tue 09/15/09 06:24 PM

Magic 8 Ball: BB, the Margarita Mix is almost gone. Who we sending to get some?



Me like azz

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Tue 09/15/09 05:24 PM

Magic 8 Ball: Hey, let's all go boating?



drool drool

I'm ex Navy so I should give her personal instructions

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Tue 09/15/09 02:58 PM


HALEY DO YOU HAVE ANY BIG PLANS FOR THE EVENING

Yeah.... Work :(

real fun:banana:

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Tue 09/15/09 01:15 PM
She's a big pain in my butt.love She never comes and visits and never posts naked pics of herself.:wink:

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Tue 09/15/09 10:05 AM

Uh-oh...TWO of us missed Monday Night Football? We could be hunted down and made to dance in the half-time show as punishment, ya know! LOL!

Or maybe Elvis Piggy can sing and get us off the proverbial hook for such misconduct?

You could just dance half naked or naked for us.love

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Tue 09/15/09 05:04 AM
flowers

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Tue 09/15/09 05:03 AM
just got out of bed in her tin shack