Community > Posts By > Max_Darkling
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Happy Birthday...
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I hope you both have a great day. there is no greater blessing on earth than Family. When you hold that little guy hold him high and proud
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Is it....
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this guy sounds like a jerk You should leave him and find someone who will love you and treat you with respect. And no friendship is not cheating.JMO
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It Won't Be The Same
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Sorry to hear about your loss May the Lord bless and comfort his family and friends. my prayers go out to them. your poem is a very nice tribute.
It is always hard to lose a person like that. He will live on in your heart |
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I must sleep Good night all
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learned the importance of teamwork and a good team we had
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very well indeed
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It was a very good night of training
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enters the inn
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Rathils Mercenary Guild
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takes a look behind the blue tapistry
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Topic:
Rathils Mercenary Guild
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water is the begining of life
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Topic:
Rathils Mercenary Guild
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so reAnna any clue what this means
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Topic:
Rathils Mercenary Guild
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interesting i am not sure what it means
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Topic:
Rathils Mercenary Guild
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ranar is here
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So who is tending bar I could use a drink
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Your welcome. I do not think that we have been introduced. I am Alatariel Mithrandir. Ranar Rox It is a pleaser to meet you |
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Thank you my dear
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Ranar plays another song
Through a market, I wandered and prayed That I'd find me a woman I might marry some day. Well, I never dreamed when I prayed that prayer That the woman I longed for was standing there. When she held me in her arms that night, I held her close, and I held her tight. And I swore that day forth, I'd love her all of me life. When she held me in her arms that night. She smelled of the sweetest lilac skin. And I admit it now it drew me in Oh, her voice cast a spell I could not disobey. Every word was a river that swept me away. Oh, the market became a more beautiful place: The flowers more fragrant, and the clothing all lace. And her eyes, oh, her eyes! They begged me to stay And twenty years later, I've not regretted a day. |
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Topic:
9 amazing home remedies
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I like the way you think. Very funny
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Ranar enters the inn he takes a seat at a near by table. takes his lute out of his pack and plays a song
A dragon has come to our village today. We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away. Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal. No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal. Now there is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch. Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch. Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect. But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect. Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what? Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot? Do virgins taste better than those who are not? Now we'd like to be shed you, and many have tried. But no one can get through your thick scaly hide. We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by. 'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly. Now you have such good taste in your women for sure, They always are pretty, they always are pure. But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch, For your favorite entree is barbecued wench. Now, I am a dragon. Please listen to me. For I'm misunderstood to a dreadful degree. This ecology needs me and I know my place. But I'm fighting extinction with all of my race. Well, I came to this village to better my health Which is ever so poor, despite all my wealth. But I get no assistance and no sympathy, Just impertinent questioning shouted at me. Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not. But my favorite snack mixed with peril is fraught. For my teeth will decay and my trim go to pot. Yes, virgins taste better than those who are not. Well, I'm really quite kind almost all through the year. Vegetarian ways are now mine out of fear. But a birthday needs sweets as I'm sure you'll agree. And barbecued wench tastes like candy to me As it happens our interests are almost the same. You see I'm really quite skillful at managing game. If I ate just your men, would your excess decline? Of course not, the rest would just make better time. Now, the number of babies a woman can bear Has limits, and that's why my prunings done there. And an orphan's a sad sight and so when I much. I'm careful to eat only virgins for lunch |
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Topic:
Snake!
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most snakes are harmless Like my 6 foot red tail boa
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