So how is everyone? have a good weekend

How was everyones weekend?

yeah tell me about it

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one look at this woman and all his professionalism goes out the window.
Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does this he says to the woman, "Do you know what I'm doing?"
"Yes," she says, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asks.
"Yes," the woman says, "you're checking for any lumps of breast cancer."
"That's right," replies the doctor. He then begins to have sexual intercourse with the woman.
He says to her, "Do you know what I'm doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes."

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."
As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.
While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?"
"No!" she shrieked, aghast.
So, he dropped her.
As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked.
"Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.
He dropped her, too.
The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic.
"Slut!" he said, and dropped her.

i dont know...lack of self esteem or something...i dont care what people think of me cause im not gonna change

like darkowl said...the polar shifts and it will cause global destruction...major hurricanes storms earthquakes and etc

lol they're talking about more then about the mayas...texts books and some other historical figures

we will all die...watchin history channel : dec 21, 2012 will be doomsday

here tina lol..
Tina, MO (town, FIPS 73330) Location: 39.53719 N, 93.44126 W
Population (1990): 199 (81 housing units)
Area: 0.9 sq km (land), 0.0 sq km (water)
Zip code(s): 64682

Truth in Negotiations Act

I am divine...

1. (Old Testament) a youth who was taken into the court of Nebuchadnezzar and given divine protection when thrown into a den of lions (6th century BC)
2. a wise and upright judge; "a Daniel come to judgment" -- Shakespeare
3. an Old Testament book that tells of the apocalyptic visions and the experiences of Daniel in the court of Nebuchadnezzar

hah

thats good...yeah im hungry i want some tacobell...so what is everyone doin today

hey how are ya

anyone feel like talkin...im bored

for final four tomorrow...go memphis

First: 5 Seconds
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1Y73sPHKxw

Second: About 11 minutes but it's the funniest thing i've heard in a while... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gT9hi6skIkA

who wants to talk just email or im me

she male preganent kinda disgusting

How is everyone this morning... I'm tired busy weekend...but hope you all have a safe and enjoyable weekend