YEH IT WAS DEMECO

I BLAME THE MEDIA FOR EVERYTHING FOR BLOWING EVERYTHING PUT OF
PROPORTION(WHERE U GET UR INFO FROM)BUSH GETS PICKED OUT OF EVERYONE
CAUSE HE IS THE PRESIDENT..I COULD CAUSE HES FROM THE SOUTH OR FROM
TEXAS SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT THE TRUTH IS CAUSE HE IS THE PRESIDENT IF
KERRY OR GORE WON THEY WOULD BE IN THE SAME"PREDICTAMENT"

VINCE YOUNG U GOT TO B KIDDING WASNT 4 THE KICKER THEY RECORD WOU;DNT B
LIKE THAT BESIDES THE MEDIA HAS MADE HIM OVERRATED CAUSE TITAS BEAT THE
TEXANS FOR GODS SAKE ITS THE TEXANS..IT HAS TO BE THE BEARS KICK
RETURNER OR THE OTHER DEFENSIVE TACKLE FOR THE TEXABS(NOT THE 1ST RD
PICK)DAM I FORGOT BOUT CAPLOCKS (DAMcaplocks)

dam str8

smell=bad gays=born in hell no1 likes you

yo jackass it was a chain mail

Original I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most
people die
of natural causes.

Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing
a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

Life is sexually transmitted.

Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you
still
can't help but smile when you see 'em tumble down the stairs.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying
of
nothing.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take P rozac to make it normal.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a
whole
box to start a campfire?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one care s, why is there a song about him?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he doesn't like
it,
but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address?

Tempting Santa

A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on
a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down
the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the
girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh
Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away."

Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go. Gotta get the presents to
the children, you know."

The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an
even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay for a
while..."

Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, gotta go, gotta go. Gotta
get the presents to the children, you know."

The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."

Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, gotta go, gotta go. Gotta
get the presents to the children, you know."

She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...."

Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, "HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay,
Gotta stay! Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!

it seems promising.

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jellllllllllo o o o ooo

ne 1 know

i dont think they cn do that here ,i think so though....... but the cops
around here dont really care

it was a highway and u know how people speed

lol

yeh if u didnt wear it u wouldnt b a good example for her im glad my
back window on my firebird is tinted

the ticket is 112.50 dollers and the ticket was a violation of right of
way(violation of traffic control device
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yea i live here in fl..i get away wit alot of stuff(apperaently )cause
my blazer i flipped it and a few other things ill post a pic of my
blazer after i flipped it on a "unknown road"

yeh ur homeboy mt2cool121183 here was delivering a pizza from woods
creek rd and i stopped at a stop sign and i pulled out on the road and
next thing i know a cop was flashing blue lights so i pulled up in the
hospital..(sunderland was the cop)he said that i didnt stop at the stop
sign and pulled in front of a guy on 19 and he blew his horn cause he
had to swerve in the other lane..bullshit he was atleast 100 yards
away.. and i told the cop i did stop enuff to see him and and i had
enuff time ..he just gave me a ticket for violating the right of way i
think nd let me go on another charge...then i came back to da hut n the
manager was like we need to talk so i flashed her the ticket..kinda glad
i did get pulled over so i did another delivery to skylark motel and
delivered the pizza and i forgot the drink so i went to the bar and
bought a moutain dew 4 the fella(oldman and feeling bad feeling..lol) so
i came back and a cop was going through the skylark so i dropped it off
and i knew he was gonna b watching 4 me so i pulled out turn on my
blinker and all that good stuff so i saw the lights and slowly put on my
seat belt and i started cussing cause it pissed me off though even
though i knew it was gonna happen and and so naturaly i got
pissed..after i stopped and franklin(the cop)knocked on the glass wit
his mini flashlight asked me am i on my back from delivering pizza ,then
i said yes..he said then come and look why i pulled u over and it was
cause my light on my car was unseeable(lite up/some fancy word which is
really called) and i looked said huh he said yeh it has to have a light
and so i didnt know which i told him..so i came back the end..lol

memphis has a dam good chance their gonna make it at least to the final
four