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Topic:
GIBBERISH
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 I'm wid Gibberish!! 
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Easy enough to get 'em to run up and kiss ya' on the cheek, but we gotta figure out howta' keep 'em here, eh Water?
Well, you just keep servin sex on the beach, and they'll come to you in droves 
And you are ready for another, I'll assume!? 
Oh, noooooooooo...I like to take it nice and slow
**plunges a nipple over top of MsChers drink** 
<<<<has two of her own, thank you
Yes, but do you have a good mammory? 
Actually, I have a bad memory...what about you?
If you're thinking I'd misspelled my intention..............
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mmmmmmm....delicious! Thank you, MrM 
You're welcome! Enjoy
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Easy enough to get 'em to run up and kiss ya' on the cheek, but we gotta figure out howta' keep 'em here, eh Water?
Well, you just keep servin sex on the beach, and they'll come to you in droves
And you are ready for another, I'll assume!?
Oh, noooooooooo...I like to take it nice and slow
**plunges a nipple over top of MsChers drink**
<<<<has two of her own, thank you
Yes, but do you have a good mammory?
.......bad boob pun! 
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Easy enough to get 'em to run up and kiss ya' on the cheek, but we gotta figure out howta' keep 'em here, eh Water?
Well, you just keep servin sex on the beach, and they'll come to you in droves
And you are ready for another, I'll assume!?
Oh, noooooooooo...I like to take it nice and slow
**plunges a nipple over top of MsChers drink**
<<<<has two of her own, thank you
Yes, but do you have a good mammory?
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<-----in the corner watching all this
<<<<<drags Water out of the corner and holds the sex on the beach for him....drink up!
A round for everyone!!
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Easy enough to get 'em to run up and kiss ya' on the cheek, but we gotta figure out howta' keep 'em here, eh Water?
Well, you just keep servin sex on the beach, and they'll come to you in droves
And you are ready for another, I'll assume!?
Oh, noooooooooo...I like to take it nice and slow
**plunges a nipple over top of MsChers drink**
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Topic:
Drunk Drivers...
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So I was drivin along with a friend today,when a drunk a$$hole decided to run a stop sign..now i'm sitting in a car hurt..and all this jerkoff could think to do..was pick up the pieces of his own vehicle..I hate stupid people! 
If this person was seriously drunk..here is a great remedy. You get out (if you can) and beat the living sh*t out of them, break some of thier bones when possible. Then when the cops arrive, you say he was already like that. Who are they going to believe, you the sober victim, or the drunk driver?
Good answer I agree  Oh, let me count the ways............. this is Not, I repeat NOT, the correct answer.
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Easy enough to get 'em to run up and kiss ya' on the cheek, but we gotta figure out howta' keep 'em here, eh Water?
Well, you just keep servin sex on the beach, and they'll come to you in droves
And you are ready for another, I'll assume!?
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Easy enough to get 'em to run up and kiss ya' on the cheek, but we gotta figure out howta' keep 'em here, eh Water?
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 Good night
Hope you get to feeling better!
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Now let's see........three parts Triple Sects, splash of O. Juice.........trails off.
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Edited by
MrMxyzptlk
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Thu 04/03/08 07:50 PM
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Hi MsCherBear!
Water'll be back in a sec, .......something about hammers and 12,000,000 B.C.,........... I really don't know.......Can I get ya' a drink? 
Sure! What are ya servin? I've just learned how to make (a) Sex On The Beach! You in?
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Hi MsCherBear!
Water'll be back in a sec, .......something about hammers and 12,000,000 B.C.,........... I really don't know.......Can I get ya' a drink?
You want a job?
My other bartender seems to be unreliable 
I'm not certain I could be readily available for anything other than part-time,........... your call!
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Topic:
Bad breath
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ughhh, I used to date this chic who had a foot fetish
Depending on the feet involved, possibly much worse....
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Topic:
Bad breath
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Been guilty
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Hi MsCherBear!
Water'll be back in a sec, .......something about hammers and 12,000,000 B.C.,........... I really don't know.......Can I get ya' a drink?
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Topic:
Drunk Drivers...
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Sorry to hear it.
Glad you weren't hurt.
Drunk Drivers Kill Our Best Friends! 
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Topic:
Toms 2008 Friday Roll Call
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I'll have the Broiled Loin of Venison, and red Cabbage, Please!
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Topic:
Toms 2008 Friday Roll Call
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Hi there, I'm always up for a good meal!!
Ya'll eat like this, regularly?
I'm MOVING there!!!
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