Being gay means you're happy and NOT homosexual....you big sexy strappin hunk of a man you!

The spoon is easily the worlds greatest invention...without it we'd all be forked


I'm sorry, I just couldn't resist any longer!

I can name that tune in....oops, wrong thread. My bad

I'd suggest rub some dirt on it...or her. That always works for me.

who doesn't love a good banana joke!

 
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the  congregation and
asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that  whenever
the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
 
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided
to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary. A  great
deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the  clergyman's
additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could
potentially cost.

After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and
spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He
gives us.' Silence fell on the congregation.

In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said  in
her frail voice, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of
it, "we wear rubbers."

The entire congregation said, 'Amen
 

That's so gay machug! I'm happy for you

You're the straightest gay man here ManO!

Couldn't agree with you more Ese! We're all just an assortment of people.

Welcome

I'm pretty sure that's against the law in about 30 states.

Who doesn't love a good play on words thread Emily?

Omg! You're a gang!

What makes you happy?

I think Friday the 13th isn't really bad luck at all.

I think dogs and cats should finally form a truce after all these years

I think God really did a great job on making trees, they're awesome to look at and fun to climb

I think boobies look better on women than they do on men

I think lime in beer is the greatest combo since someone got peanut butter on my chocolate or was it chocolate on my peanut butter...whatever, you get my meaning.

I think if the sun was just ten more feet further away we'd all be a little comfortable in the summer

I think the next time you ask a question in the forums you'll be more specific

I enjoy playing guitar and singing, always have. I'd do it for free if I didn't need money to feed my huge cat. I'm looking into some online courses in brain surgery as well. There's enough medical shows on tv where I feel pretty comfortable trying it on my own but the Anesthesia costs are ridiculous these days!

I talk dirty to my tv every night but the magic just isn't there anymore...

Tax write off

That's such a cool coincidence! Happy Birthday and make sure to look both ways before crossing the street. As an extra safety measure you probably should look up and down!

You can wait it out and die like the rest of us then hope to comeback as a member of the lucky sperm club. I've given this a lot of thought...

I wouldn't know, mine is the sweetest woman I know! I love you Mom