Do I ever!!! just dont tell my kids

My kids staged an "intervention" they made me promise to never touch power tools unsupervised and also I now have a lifetime ban on expanding foam...Im not allowed to own it, be near it, or even pick it up and think about it in the store

i have lived here for 3 yrs... i have become close with the 89 yr old lady across the street... i called her tonight she told me at first she was scared of me! cause i seem recluse! she then told me she only has like 4 close friends... and the rest are acquaintances.. and is changing her ways since she met me... am i a freak? omg i am sort of feeling like one! she knows too basically everyone i dated etc... i dont know i like to be close to who i hang with! but wtf? pardon? but my gawd! she is 89! note* she has become close with er recluse grandson who comes and talks to me.. and visits. and better let him know! is she being like me in many ways seeing things now in different eyes? i love the hell outta her! omg like u dont know! i ***** at that stubborn ole 89 yr old lady! i see some big break through 's! from her grandson as well! they love the hell outta each other! he is recluse like me she says lol! but he sure the hello isnt to me! two most beautiful people i know!... to let u know he is married lol so not in that way! lmao! just on the insides! and A friend is all! oh how life would be so grand to mend their relationship! and i see it happening! yea i get satisfaction outta the weird things! as some would think!

I suspect the government satellite that houses the stupidity ray may be aimed in your portion of the country today!

Ahahahha thats the best part...let the fun begin!

Ahahahha better than coffee eh

Merci Star...tied up in the closet maybe, but a box?? neva!!!