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Fri 04/25/08 09:01 PM
eggs can kill megrumble

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Fri 04/25/08 08:10 PM
a basketball player ,tennis player,hockey player,football player...which one?!

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Fri 04/25/08 01:45 AM
Edited by ominousman26 on Fri 04/25/08 01:45 AM
im off too bead cus henwy da pink elfaaaant hath coom and i knoow tat meat me sleepy....night fall!!

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Fri 04/25/08 01:41 AM

I was in the checkout of the tiny general store in the only slighty larger town of*

Pick it uphuh
lovelyvagina,when suddenly a robber came and smacked me in the face and said," you could`ve had a V8 b*tch!" then he runs off

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Fri 04/25/08 01:39 AM

Sounds like the NyQuil is kicking in now, and the "cat is talking to you." laugh Should be an interesting conversation.noway


nah ill know when the dancing pink elephant with the british accent comes to me,then ill know that its kickin in

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Fri 04/25/08 01:37 AM



My cat stares at me all the time!!!noway But its because he is in love with me......love laugh

<----Momma Cat@@@!!!bigsmile
in the face or just below the neck...cause theres a difference you know?
In the face.......laugh laugh laugh
well you better hope that when your not looking he gets a peek at whats below your neck....cause they do that sometimeslaugh

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Fri 04/25/08 01:35 AM

My cat stares at me all the time!!!noway But its because he is in love with me......love laugh

<----Momma Cat@@@!!!bigsmile
in the face or just below the neck...cause theres a difference you know?

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Fri 04/25/08 01:33 AM

Don't know how old your daughter is, but my advice would be that you just make sure she knows you love her, that you are always going to be there for her - no matter what - and when she wants your help or advice give it freely.

Other than that, there really isn't a lot you can do, she is growing up and will fall on her face now and then as she spreads her wings. Just be there to catch her or pick her up when it happens.
HOLY CRAP! kids have wings?!! thats FREAKIN AWSOME!!!

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Fri 04/25/08 01:32 AM
i learn something new every daybigsmile

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Fri 04/25/08 01:31 AM
get some super glue or some tape and that will fix your broken heart real good

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Fri 04/25/08 01:30 AM

Either that or she is ticked that you didn't share your NyQuil.laugh noway
but i offered her some and she said ,"no thanx im a cat remember?" and i said ,"oh yeah...i forgot....and i thought you cats cant talk," and she said," thats what we cats want you puny humans to think."

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Fri 04/25/08 01:27 AM
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O......and jeffery was his name-o

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Fri 04/25/08 01:25 AM

Your cat wants your attention and you are not paying enough attention to her!!! You need to get some cat nip and get her stoned immediately!!!smokin drinker
maybe thats why shes staring at me all angry like?

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Fri 04/25/08 01:24 AM



You pissed off the God's perhaps?
does choking the chicken count as pissing off the gods?


You go too hell for thatlaugh laugh
oh man,then i must be going further down,even more below then hell cause.....umgrumble embarassed

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Fri 04/25/08 01:22 AM


my cat was just sitting on the computer desk,she stared at me and i stared at her i poke her head with my nose and she still stares at me...she backs off a little and all-of-a-sudden.....SHE SMACKS ME!!! why are things hurting me?!!!


Maybe you deserve it ohwell laugh laugh laugh
you bastard!laugh

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Fri 04/25/08 01:22 AM

Ominous - you are bored tonight, aren't you????

Hope the cat didn't leave any serious scratches.
Have a good night.
i am just soooo tired(from the nite quil)that im going crazy!!

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Fri 04/25/08 01:21 AM

You pissed off the God's perhaps?
does choking the chicken count as pissing off the gods?

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Fri 04/25/08 01:16 AM
Edited by ominousman26 on Fri 04/25/08 01:16 AM
my cat was just sitting on the computer desk,she stared at me and i stared at her i poke her head with my nose and she still stares at me...she backs off a little and all-of-a-sudden.....SHE SMACKS ME!!! why are things hurting me?!!!

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Fri 04/25/08 01:13 AM
you look like a black and white cartoon

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Fri 04/25/08 01:12 AM

just be glad their not smacking you on the ars and yelling
Nice Game ! drinker in a Rick Flair type voice Whooooooo ! laugh
wait a minute....SO IT WAS YOU WHO DID THAT TO ME YESTARDAY WASNT IT??!!!!

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