100% FREE ONLINE DATING
sponsored links
Community > Posts By > CleanBathroom
|
Topic:
New Thread.... - part 5
|
|
YA!!! We have peeps in here again.
And I thought I was going to have settle for the Easter peeps. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
Lol omg I have 3 dates with women!!! You guys must be jealous!!!   Do you need an email address so you can forward the pictures? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Paint ball!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
Why are there dead critters on the wall? Is that a macho kind of thing??? Or is it a missouri thing? Who sticks dead animals on their walls????   Haven't you guys heard of paintings??????? You are priceless. WORD!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
nah it's a big act..........she's from jersey. Just like Joe Piscopo. Whatever happened to that dude? Yes, he owes me $16 from a cab we split in 1994. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
nah it's a big act..........she's from jersey. Just like Joe Piscopo. Whatever happened to that dude? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
Well, Missouri ISSSSSSS the "show me" state. And Australia is the 'PROVE IT !!!' country. Excellent work!! NOOOOOOO wedding chapels for me .... at least until tax time. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
Well, Missouri ISSSSSSS the "show me" state.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
I take all my first dates miniature golfing and go-karting. That way if we ha-aaaate each other, we can have fun anyway. That sounds fun? To you, apparently not.  To me, FUN!  Cap it off with some homemade chicken marsala or spaghetti pie and we're good to rock. Second date: The snotty castle jumpy thingy!  Third date: VEGAS  But i BITE I like biting. Which part of the anatomy do you find the most delectable? |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
Ok who wants to go to the water slides with me on wednesday???  Wet n Wild!!! I just bought a new speedo. All I need is to find a store to sell me matching abs, and I'm ready to sliiiiide baby. We call speedo's budgie smugglers here... In that case, **** Cheney is a "Budgie Head." |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
Ok who wants to go to the water slides with me on wednesday??? Wet n Wild!!! I just bought a new speedo. All I need is to find a store to sell me matching abs, and I'm ready to sliiiiide baby. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
I should probably ad this disclaimer to my dating contract:
**The herein "dater" requires the "datee" to be "not a staid and stoic" personality but one who refuses to grow old.** The fastest way to someone's true personality is though the inner child. just my take .. to each her/his own
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
I take all my first dates miniature golfing and go-karting. That way if we ha-aaaate each other, we can have fun anyway. That sounds fun? To you, apparently not. To me, FUN! Cap it off with some homemade chicken marsala or spaghetti pie and we're good to rock. Second date: The snotty castle jumpy thingy! Third date: VEGAS |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
I had a go-kart built with a special backseat for ya' Gypsy.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Are you
|
|
I take all my first dates miniature golfing and go-karting. That way if we ha-aaaate each other, we can have fun anyway.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
All men are pigs
|
|
Sausage, get your hot sausage here  I'm a vegetarian and even I enjoy some hot sausage! Meat does the body good Hey Pats .... I'm finishing our project tonight. I keep forgetting .. sorry dude.  I'll probably call you so we can finish it tonight for good if that's cool. BTW: Melody is still "Hat-a-licious." .. nothing has changed since yesterday. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
All men are pigs
|
|
Does a pig porn director have to constantly say, "Enough already! We are paying you for the money shot?"
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
All men are pigs
|
|
This is so not right and I apologize ahead of time.... They say a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes... I heard that. It must make pig porn rather pedestrian. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Marriage
|
|
According to Merriam-Webster, 5th edition:
Uber Goober: A stallion of a man who secretly pines to wear random womens' St. Patrick's Day hats. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Topic:
Marriage
|
|
Just means you wasted 6 years of your life... in my case. I am so sorry you had a bad break up. Don't think of your experience as a waste of 6 years. Think of that time as a lesson! You can learn from it, and grow as a person! You will know yourself better and you won't repeat the same mistakes. I was in a 6 year relationship. We never married and that was my fault for waiting and waiting. I should have walked after the first year. I know better now but I wouldn't erase those years for anything in the world! All relationships, even the disfunctional ones, make you the person you are right now! You will meet someone that will appreciate you and benefit from your experience.  Warm hugs for you!  I'd bet your hair smells good.
|
|
|
|
|
Previous
