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Tue 02/19/08 05:28 AM
Depending on where I am.... But I earn several nights a year in reward points and I usually redeem them on long weekend type trips...

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Tue 02/19/08 05:06 AM

Not only is it cold but its slippery from frozen rain here. I fell on my azz yesterday...I had to look around to see if anyone saw me.laugh

oh...I saw... and I only laughed when I knew for sure you were ok...:wink:

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Mon 02/18/08 08:35 PM

Bored = not having a good time

Board = something made of wood used to build something

Bord = ????????

freakin walkin dictionary!laugh

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Mon 02/18/08 08:31 PM

Boys R Us

LMAO!!laugh

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Mon 02/18/08 08:30 PM
In the imortal words of Dr. Johnny Fever (WKRP in Cincinnati)
Peace out fellow babies!!glasses

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Mon 02/18/08 08:25 PM
<--boardlaugh

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Mon 02/18/08 08:24 PM
it makes my clothes fall off.

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Mon 02/18/08 08:23 PM

I was looking for the mini bottles at the liquor store but I didn't see any. I didn't wanna buy a bottle of something that tasted worse the actual tequila drinker

It is actual tequilla.... Just aged differently.

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Mon 02/18/08 08:20 PM
but my neck is kinda long and it takes some of the bite out....noway

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Mon 02/18/08 08:19 PM

There is NO such thing as smooth tasting tequila.:cry: sick noway

dammitt!!!grumble I swear it was smooth!

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Mon 02/18/08 08:18 PM
It is really smooth. Someone bought me a double before christmas. I don't usually drink tequilla, but it was very good...

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Mon 02/18/08 07:50 PM
Buddy Holly is dead? man..... I didn't even know he was sick!noway

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Mon 02/18/08 06:37 PM
crap....I forgot it was on! good night!!

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Mon 02/18/08 06:17 PM
someone say cookies?? :tongue:

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Mon 02/18/08 06:10 PM
touch em:wink:

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Mon 02/18/08 06:06 PM
The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk; they connect; they end
Up leaving together.

They get back to his place,

And as he shows her around his
Apartment.

She notices that one wall of his
Bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
Cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the
Bedroom,

With hundreds and hundreds of cute,

Cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
In rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken
Quite some time to lovingly arrange them

And she was immediately touched

By the amount of thought he had
Put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along
The bottom shelf,

Medium-sized bears covering the
Length of the middle shelf,

And huge, enormous bears running
All the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an
Obviously masculine guy

To have such a large collection of
Teddy Bears,

She is quite impressed by his
Sensitive side.

But doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and
Continue talking and,

After awhile, she finds herself
Thinking,

'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
Could be the one!

Maybe he could be the future
Father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him
Lightly on the lips

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds,

And he romantically lifts her in
His arms and carries her into his bedroom

Where they rip off each other's
Clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she
Responds with more passion,

More creativity, more heat than she
Has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night
Of raw passion with this sensitive guy,

They are lying there together in
The afterglow.

The woman rolls over, gently
Strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,
Strokes her cheek,
Looks deeply into her eyes,
And says:

'Help yourself to any prize
From the middle shelf'

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Mon 02/18/08 05:45 PM

I'm actually not Conan O'Brien.


lol...you are in my book bud!drinker

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Mon 02/18/08 05:43 PM
Like good wine, and it's best to be shared with someone else...

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Mon 02/18/08 05:36 PM
Those times when I didn't have enough time to play golf with my dad...Well... I'd make the time.

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Mon 02/18/08 05:32 PM
flexible...like the yoga type, otr the ability to adapt to other ideas? huh