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One wish.....
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A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up, rubbed it & a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was entitled to three wishes. The Genie said "No. Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third world countries & fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other." The Genie looked at the map & exclaimed "Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time and is faithful. That's what I wish for." The Genie let out a long sigh & said, "Let me see that ****in' map!" funny and cute 
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I am new to this...
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HI
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Want to make a friend
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Hey Babe
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Newbie!
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Hello
 
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Just in Case YOU FORGOT
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thanks for the info
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im looking for a man
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must be sweet good looking and funny.. must have a job.. and no buck teeth.. is this you?? email me!!! im lonely!!!  what about me!!!!!!! |
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fatop 2 fav
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house of 1000 corpses and devils rejects  OH Yeah these are great love them |
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NEW TO SITE
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hello
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let me know what u think
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 When are we getting married baby! 
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let me know what u think
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feedback never hurts ... some for u in my opinion activity partner means someone who you would be attending car shows, hiking, camping if activity means sexual to you your mind stays in the gutter right is that the only activity you do? Activity partner in the context of a dating site is often a term that suggests a more intimate activity. Rather then the more germane definition appropriate to what your profile speaks of. well guess i'll change that my bad |
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let me know what u think
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hey baby you fix me breakfast in the morning What do you want me to fix you for breakfast...? And what are you going to do for me if I do????? I will rock your world baby. before and after.
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let me know what u think
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hey baby you fix me breakfast in the morning
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let me know what u think
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HEY SEXY I WANT TO HOOK UP WITH YOU BABY.YOU SEXY THING YOU.
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let me know what u think
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Are you looking for a hook-up? When I see activity partner I think sexual encounter. If that is a yes, pretend I said nothing. If it's no, and your narrative indicates no, then you might want to change it to friend. Ouch!! why OUCH |
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OK LADIES opinions please
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Let me know what u think........
 
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