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Thu 07/01/10 11:52 AM
The Crazies

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Thu 07/01/10 11:52 AM
The Strangers

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Thu 07/01/10 11:46 AM
Methadone Abortion Clinic,Cliteater,Cadaveric Incubator,Guttural Engorgement,Requiem For A Scream,Bonesaw,Brutanal,Impaled

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Thu 07/01/10 11:41 AM
Bowel Stew,Corpse****ing Art,Disfigured Dead,Thy Flesh Consumed....sweetest band from Canada.**** Despised Icon!

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Thu 07/01/10 11:37 AM
And Roadside Burial,PussyVibes,Animals Killing People,Hymen Holocaust,2 Minuta Dreka,Vulvectomy,Venomed,Splattered Orgasm

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Thu 07/01/10 11:25 AM
I see alot of you people are into the mainstream scene.Bands like Bile Nephrosis,Drown Retarded Children,Guttural Decay,Maladorus,
Morgue's Child,9,DPOS!,Razor Rape....now,thats good metal

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Thu 07/01/10 11:19 AM
Despised Icon are a embarasment to Canada

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Thu 07/01/10 11:16 AM
My fav is Short Bus Pile Up

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Thu 07/01/10 11:13 AM
Venom,Dissecion I dont classify as raw black metal.My opinion of both,they are boring.Drowning the Light or Decaying Citadel is what I classify as black metal

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Thu 07/01/10 11:06 AM
mcp08,you`re hot....I myself rate you a 10

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Thu 07/01/10 10:56 AM
A person who has similar qualities as me.Communication is a big asset in a relationship of any kind.Honesty is another.A break of trust is the beginning of the end of any relationship.

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Tue 06/09/09 03:31 PM
Its fact,a woman is never satisfied

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Tue 06/09/09 01:35 PM
The more you give a woman it seems,the more is expected.A woman is never satisfied

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Tue 06/09/09 12:03 AM
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."


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Tue 06/09/09 12:00 AM
One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.

"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."

Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.

"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies

"**** me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"


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Mon 06/08/09 11:57 PM
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to **** your brains out, and suck your tits dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."


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Mon 06/08/09 06:07 PM
All women need to be appreciated and treated like royalty,be respected

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Mon 06/08/09 04:48 PM
Cant buy love.......people who try get played

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Mon 06/08/09 04:41 PM
Use to do that and then some for my ex but that wasnt good enough for her...she wanted more

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Mon 06/08/09 04:40 PM
They seem to want more than just jewlery