oh she wishes lol kidding ash

What can I say, West Virginia is a very odd place.

You needed a Designated drunk.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Escanaba , Michigan after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man
had consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll
have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must be broken." "I doubt it," said the truly proud Yooper.

"Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

See.....love it when a plan comes together....

Hmmmmmm.....is their another 7-11 in the vicinity of the one we are planning to rob? We might need to hit another one up on our way out.

2 years in March! I got her a ring, but we have decided not to get married for a few years...too much going on bright now!

Oh, and we have to get one of those Domo dolls too. He is sooooo RAD!

an gold!!

oh yes I am very good at it :P have a friend from london so I kinds picked up on it lol

Hanging here...emailing some friends, just took a hot bath.

All is well...actually

Yeah, I am glad she loves me enough to come home, oh wait it's her house. errrr I'm glad she loves me enough to keep me! lol

Oh yeah....we need water pistols too..

Awwww is a good night to stay in..for me.

I'm almost 41, guess I'm right where I need to be on sat night. Highlight of my night was going to the next town over and taking Angel to lunch on her lunch break........lol. Now waiting for her to get off at 11 so we can get to sleep b4 12...............dam I hate getting old!

coconut rum an fruit juice is really good!! What you drinking!?!

Hey can I join in the robbery? Sounds like fun! I can use the money.

Ok....we need ski masks though, and we have to talk with british accents to throw them off...so they won't recognize ya. First, we make slushies, get candy, and then rob em....but we will pay for our stuff...it is the right thing to do.