Every time I get a chain letter I send this to everyone on the list....heehee, tons of fun.

Its the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth...

Happy to say finally..............TAKEN!!!!!

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion ****ing chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and everyone to whom you send 'his' email?

How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bull****.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

**** 'em!!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.

I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times. I don't ****ing care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being?

If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

Billy Connolly

PS Send me 15 bucks and then **** off.

Updated my profile.........man, this sh*t really works...heehee

Not me...still waiting on you

I wanna go......i fit nicely on the back of a bike

Whooooo Hooooooo you go boy!!!!!

Bow tie pasta with chix, asparagus, and tomoto vodka sauce

Whoooooooo Hooooooooo.......I'll bring the whipped topping

I love Capn Cruch Peanut Butter cereal.....yuuuuuuuuuuuuuumy

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeettttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now I dont have to feel guilty

I'll be there...cant wait to meet all of you

Val, my sista, what up girl?

When r we gonna get together?

I said a prayer for you today
And know God must have heard
I felt the answer in my heart
Although He spoke no word
I didn't ask for wealth or fame
I knew you wouldn't mind
I asked Him to send treasures
Of a far more lasting kind
I asked that He'd be near you
At the start of each new day
To grant you health and blessings
And friends to share your way
I asked for hapiness for you
In all things great and small
But it was for His loving care
I prayed for most of all

Love my job, work from home, in pjs all day

Awwwww...first b-days are always so special.....

Happy Birthday Matthew

I exist for you

Leave little presents for you to swim in

Uncle Petes BBQ-Atlanta GA, corner of peachtree and ? (never was good at directions)