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Fri 04/24/20 04:15 AM
Pupil

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Fri 04/24/20 04:15 AM
Unwiring

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Fri 04/24/20 04:13 AM
Smelling

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Fri 04/24/20 04:12 AM
Newly

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Fri 04/24/20 04:12 AM
Time

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Fri 04/24/20 04:10 AM
K, gonna do it after lock down.

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Fri 04/24/20 04:09 AM
Miss

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Fri 04/24/20 04:07 AM
Loose

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Fri 04/24/20 04:05 AM
Seem

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Fri 04/24/20 03:59 AM
Married couple. One morning,...
Husband: Hon, I need to go to work now and I can't help you repair the door knob, the faucet, and the gas stove.
Wife: What shall I do then? I can't do it either.
Husband: Just find someone later to repair all those things. Gonna go now. Bye.
Wife: Okay then.

Moments later... one vendor passed by...

Wife: Hey, excuse me.
Vendor: Yes ma'am, do you want to buy something?
Wife: Sorry, but no. I just want to know if you can repair some things.
Vendor: What are those ma'am?
Wife: Door knob, gas stove and our faucet are not functioning well. Can you repair those things?
Vendor: No problem ma'am. I can, but with two choices.
Wife: What is it? Are you referring to the fee? No worries, I can handle.
Vendor: No ma'am. I don't need money, I can earn it through selling. All I want is for you to bake me a cake or...
Wife: Or what?
Vendor: Bake me a cake or let's sex.
Wife: Okay.

When the husband went home..
Wife: (hurriedly approached her husband) Hon, all things are fixed now.
Husband: That's good to know. How much did you pay?
Wife: The one who repaired it earlier never asked me money. He only gave me two choices to choose instead of paying him...to bake a cake or to have sex with him.
Husband: So, you made him a cake?
Wife: Hon, you know that I'm not good in baking.

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Fri 04/24/20 03:26 AM
Poten-Cee

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Fri 04/24/20 03:24 AM
Ref

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Fri 04/24/20 03:15 AM
Hemps

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Fri 04/24/20 03:15 AM
Charitable

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Fri 04/24/20 03:12 AM
Jogging

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Fri 04/24/20 03:11 AM
Feel

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Fri 04/24/20 03:08 AM
In fact aside from being online, doing household chores ever now and then is what we can do under quarantine.

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Fri 04/24/20 03:06 AM
Quoting

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Fri 04/24/20 03:05 AM
Zeal

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Fri 04/24/20 03:04 AM
Posts are everywhere.

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