and you say your not gay.
blushing when a dude says something to you.

how is every one doing tonight?

it makes you seem shallow... and the "yo, check out my abs" photos... yours or anyone elses for that matter... soooooo lame...

im gonna go with like a 10.. and thats being generous...

negative 27

Neg or pos

Frost

Frost with hint of winter forms
in haste before the new day warms

like tempered steel, the blades of grass
kaleidoscopes on panes of glass

and for the moment all is still
the world encased against it's will

but as the morning sun breaks through
the frost turns in to morning dew

What is wrong with you dude?

It's a sad day in Smoot Wyoming, pop about 300. Three men from here died in an avalanche here in one of the east side canyons, including my family doctor. All three lived within three miles of me and attended church with me. They snowmobiled up to help some stranded snowmobilers from Utah and got devoured in an avalanche. Some days life just sucks really bad.

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heart

both...lol

a man went to a restaurant for dinner the other evening, the waiter went to his table and asked what he would like ,the man replied id like a cup of coffee and i believe ill have the roast beef and mash potatoes for dinner as the man was waiting on his dinner the waiter brought him his cup of coffee the man noticed that the waiter's thumb was in his coffee but didnt say anything about it, then the waiter brought the man his dinner and the man noticed that his thumb was in the mash potatoes ,not saying anything about it the man starting eating his dinner after a short while the waiter came back to his table and asked him if he would like some dessert the man said that he would like a piece of warm apple pie when the waiter brought the apple pie to the table the man noticed that the waiters thumb was in that too well having enough of the waiter's thumb in his food the man asked him why ...you brought me my coffee your thumb was in it ,you brought me my dinner and your thumb was in the potatoes now you bring me my pie and your thumb is in that too why,to which the waiter replied i sprained my thumb the othe day and the doctor told me to keep it moist and warm having enough of the waiters thumb the man yelled well shove it up your a$$!! the waiter replied i do when im in the kitchen ...