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Guys and girls ages 18-25
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hi
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are there any out there
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hi
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Blond Jokes
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Everyone got one, let's hear it!
-------- Did you hear about that new paint called "blonde"? It spreads easy but its not that bright. ---------- A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, “OK jerk, I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person’s physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person…because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large…all in the name of humor.” Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, but the blonde pipes up, “You stay out of this mister, I’m talking to that little **stard on your knee!” ------------ A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's Have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed................ "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box." |
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one, two, skip a few one billion.
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Do I look my age??
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Yonger
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Single Guys In Arizona
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Fellas, she's been inactive for months.
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single girls in az
Edited by
TheOneNiceGuy
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Wed 06/13/12 12:59 AM
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The chances of finding a single A.Z. women on this site who is not a lesbian is the same as someone giving you $1000 for nothing.
Welcome to the cockfest. |
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Young guys rate me.
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Hello
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20 female looking for a man
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cute
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Blondes mow lawns??
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blonds have more fun
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Say Something Vague
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Flying waffles cannot talk, but they want you to think they can.
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Guys and girls ages 18-25
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Hi all.
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Beer helps, welcome to mingle.
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Single females?
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Are there any left?
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ello Everyone
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New in town.
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