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Sat 01/05/08 09:48 PM
Edited by BigD08 on Sat 01/05/08 09:49 PM
hmmmm... last night all i remember is playing golf... in that case... MULLIGAN!!!

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Sat 01/05/08 09:47 PM
meet the darker side of my hand...

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Sat 01/05/08 09:47 PM
granted but they chop you to pieces and stuffs you into kitchen pots





I wish everything was perfect with me and i wasnt in a coma and i didnt die for another 60 years.

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Sat 01/05/08 09:45 PM

ummm wouldnt that defeat the purpose? that would keep 'em for days lol


Not if they O.D.


Uses babies to paint houses (by throwing them at the house)

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Sat 01/05/08 09:40 PM

granted, you're still in your coma. reality is all about perception


i wish i just wasn't so awesome, it's hard to take sometimes


A coma isnt perfect...

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Sat 01/05/08 09:34 PM
is it possible to toast an orange??
*sets bed on fire*
... I guess it is...

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Sat 01/05/08 09:33 PM
Uses cocaine to get her kids to bed...

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Sat 01/05/08 09:32 PM

granted. tomorrow you will enter a coma and die the day after the next 60 years is up

i wish i could dunk

Damn it

Granted, but you will have an everlasting hang over.



I wish i could have a perfect life with a perfect wife who had perfect credit and we both had perfect jobs and we LIVED toghether in the perfect house with the perfect kids and nothing in my life was less than perfect...:tongue:

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Sat 01/05/08 09:30 PM
i gotta stop entering those contests in hell...

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Sat 01/05/08 09:27 PM
Sells weed out her trunk...

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Sat 01/05/08 09:22 PM
likes to watch

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Sat 01/05/08 09:17 PM
Hey! How are ya Rosie O'Donnell?

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Sat 01/05/08 09:14 PM
grumble grumble grumble

is actually a guy!!

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Sat 01/05/08 09:11 PM
LMAO!!!


Is secretly in love with George Bush Sr.:tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

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Sat 01/05/08 09:10 PM
drown... getting burned sucks



Having Crabs or Having Herpes??
bigsmile bigsmile huh huh bigsmile bigsmile

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Sat 01/05/08 09:09 PM
Granted, but everyone still thinks you are and you never get a date.




I wish my life was perfect and i didnt die for another 60 years.

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Sat 01/05/08 09:07 PM
Found Osama Bin Laden after she found her husband and Osama were secret lovers...

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Sat 01/05/08 09:06 PM
comedy

Never take a bath again
or
Never brush teeth again
huh huh huh huh huh

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Sat 01/05/08 09:04 PM
lol... I have stumped the competition...
I win...

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Sat 01/05/08 09:03 PM
Edited by BigD08 on Sat 01/05/08 09:03 PM
has a dictionary tattooed to his johnson
(Reed187 told me)

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