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Fri 12/21/07 06:29 PM

Between DC and Marvel....i have to go DC. i grew up on DC.

anybody ever read "Quiver?" its a green aarow story written by Kevin Smith. pretty great.

Yeah it was almost as good as The Longbow Hunters
Long Live Olliver Queen and Shado

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Fri 12/21/07 06:28 PM

Comics are currently the best they've been since the 80s....even better, in fact, because a LOT of books have good writers on them.

Neal Gaiman
Alan Moore
Warren Ellis
Garth Ennis
Mark Millar
Grant Morrison
Joss Whedon
Brian Michael Bendis
and the list goes on....


This is like the sweetest list I've seen.

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Fri 12/21/07 06:26 PM

batman would wail on punisher, hes the best kung fu fighter in the dcu, hes beaten lady shiva, batman eats punks like frank castle for breakfast, not that punisher isnt tough but hes no batman
now batman versus ironman! that would be a fight!
though again i think tony relies too much on his machinery and batman would win
I really odnt think there r 2 many (reasonable) fights that batman couldnt win

Oh ho
Really!
I know who would school Batman.
The Man Without Fear.
That's right.
DAREDEVIL.
This guy has schooled Wolverine, The Punisher, Kingpin, Spiderman, and yes he's even schooled the Green Goliath The Hulk

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Fri 12/21/07 06:20 PM

I wish someone would solicit me


Ok.. We always aim to please here...
Wait a sec while I go start the shower and find the scrub brush I know I'm gonna need after I'm done...

You know!!

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Fri 12/21/07 06:19 PM
Can somebody float me a grand 'cuz I want to try this propositioning thing laugh laugh laugh :tongue:

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Fri 12/21/07 06:04 PM

Het MT...

Where I am at is the most e-desolate
place...The only ones that are around to talk to
are the Polor bears....And they are so cranky
right now...laugh laugh laugh

Yeah Polar bears can be rude
So where did you say you live?
Wait where do polar bears live?
Hmmmmmm.
I got it you live in Baja.

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Fri 12/21/07 06:02 PM

laugh laugh laugh

do we have any geniuses in the house?!?


My momma always called me her little geniusbigsmile bigsmile

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Fri 12/21/07 12:38 PM
Rage Against the Machines cover of "I'm Housing" or Blue Oyster Cults "I'm Burning"bigsmile

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Fri 12/21/07 12:36 PM
Wow, this place is like the most e-desolate place on the earth apparently

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Fri 12/21/07 12:33 PM


I just wiki'd mojo.

It's a voodoo
magic charm
containing a
spirit, but
it's been
used in songs
to indicate
sexual confidence
or prowess.

Though it is
often a helpful
spirit, it must
still be 'fed',
hence the term:
'Got my mojo working'.



hence "mojo bags" ;)

Hence the name.
O.K. I'm lying, I use it 'cuz it rhymes.
<-----has delusions of seuss-ism

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Fri 12/21/07 12:29 PM

I don't think the problem is a lack of computers but more so a lack of internet service . I am on a 24k dial-up connection and nothing else is available where I am . I also don't have cell phone service here which is insane . I totally dislike living in the sticks . explode

Ain't nothing wrong with the sticks. I oft use it as an escape route

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Fri 12/21/07 12:26 PM
On a more serious note does anyone know where Uzbekistan is?

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Fri 12/21/07 12:22 PM


yea that happens a lot
some 50 year old guy wanted me to go live with him so bad that he told me hed legit pay me 20,000 dollars
some people are just downright weird


That's disgusting. You're only 18 and thats totally trying to solicit you for prostitution. I haven't had that yet, but guys have told me they have more than enough money to "take care" of me if I live with them.

I wish someone would solicit me sad sad sad

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Fri 12/21/07 12:20 PM

Mojo have you been spying on me cuz that's an exact conversion I had word for word.laugh

No. Why? Who told you that? How much do you know?

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Fri 12/21/07 12:19 PM

Ha! This should be in the joke section and would actually be one of the better jokes.

Funny stuff!

Is there a big market for online stand-up comics

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Fri 12/21/07 12:16 PM

Once in awhile is fine, but not a daily or weekly thing.


Not into alcoholics dangdrinker
<----walks away defeated bigsmile

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Fri 12/21/07 12:13 PM

ya snooze ya lose I guess!!!laugh laugh laugh

And thats what sucks. Now I have to decide which do I like more snoozing or va-jay-jaysad

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Fri 12/21/07 12:11 PM
Anybody else suffering from the plight of online dating.
It goes a little something like this:
"Hey you're hot"
"Gee thanks"
"Wanna hang out"
"Sure where r u"
"Georgia"
"Oh sorry i live in Uzbekistan"
Online Dating. It's a FRIGGIN' ADVENTURE eh.

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Fri 12/21/07 12:03 PM
Ah life.
Ever have one of those days where you feel like you're late for all the pivotal moments.
Like when you get the news that an attractive friend has rejoined the ranks of the non-committed. But it doesn't register.
At least not until twelve months down the line. Then it hits you.
So you go and dig up their number (the one you've had for like two years) thinking I'll give her a lil' ring-a-ding-ding, chat her up, and see if we can get something started.
But ah-ha, the number you had is non numera grata. After giving your house a thorough once over, you recall a different number. You know, the number for your buddy who happens to know said bonita sans vato; the buddy who makes it a habit of keeping in touch with his crew. The buddy who writes down and saves the numbers hes given. So you grab your MOTO and give him a chirp.
The following is a transcripion of the call:
*ring* *ring*
HOMIE: Whats da science?
YOU: Aye hermanos! I need a favor dude.
HOMIE: Depends. Is this a hide-some-bodies favor or a float-me-some-scratch favor?
YOU: Neither. Do you have _________'s number?
HOMIE: Yeah. Why? Whats up?
YOU: Can you tell me the number, bro?
HOMIE: Sure, but i got to know why, dude. You haven't talked to her in ages.
YOU: Well, I was checking my MySpace page, looking through my buddies, and looking through their buddies and I saw __________'s pics and was remembering that I was digging her back when she was hitched.
HOMIE: And you were thinking 'now that she's single...'
YOU: Yup
HOMIE: Dude, not trying to crap on your optimism but she's got a beau. Has been seeing for quite some time now.
YOU: Dammit! Hold a sec.
*ka-click*
*BLAM*

So I guess the long and the short of it is this;
A}Keep up with all your numbers;
B}Keep in touch with owners of said numbers
C}And finally, if you do f@#% up like I did remember baby oil instead of lotion cuz it washes off tu penga no problemo

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Fri 12/21/07 11:41 AM

I am a full figured woman and proud of it but hate it when you can chat with someone and they are cool until they view your pics.Why is that I am not ugly and I care because it continues to happen and its frustrating when your trying to find a mate.


<---firm believer that curvy voluptuous women are a god send ( teehee I said firm)