Hello beautiful Mac

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Vacancy for the post of Girl Friend

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Junior girl friend (trainee)


Experience : Must have ditched at least 2 guys (Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)
Other requirement : Should have the Potential to do street bargaining and fight if required.

Age : 18-80 (if the individual is too good looking but not in the age group can also apply, special consideration will undertaken for them) Height, weight, complexions no bar, but is subjective.

Perks and incentives / Total gross ( Monthly ) :

· 2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
· bike rides each duration 1 hour
· trips to National Highways
· Ice-creams/ Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
· Daily Provision of Burger/Pizza/drinks worth Rs. 10 /-
· 2 movies (Family movies only) per month (on weekends)
· Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)

A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and to the size available with the shopkeeper.

Net Deductions (Monthly): Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will be informed on joining. The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Promotion to fulltime Girlfriend)

Plz NOTE:
1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.

THREE IMPORTANT LAWS :-

lσvє cαи иєiтнєя bє cяєαтєd иσя bє dєรтяσyєd, σиly iт cαи тяαиรfєя fяσм
σиє giяlfяiєиd тσ αиσтнєя giяlfяiєиd wiтн รσмє lσรร σf мσиєy.



fiяรт lαw:


α bσy iи lσvє wiтн α giяl, cσитiиυє тσ bє iи lσvє wiтн нєя αиd α giяl
iи lσvє wiтн α bσy, cσитiиυє тσ bє iи lσvє wiтн нiм, υитill σи υиlєรร
αиy єxтєяиαl αgєит(bяσтнєя σя fαтнєя σf тнє gαl) cσмєร iитσ ρlαy αиd
bяєαk тнє lєgร σf тнє bσy.



รєcσиd lαw:


тнє яαтє σf cнαиgє σf iитєиรiтy σf lσvє σf α giяl тσwαяdร α bσy iร
diяєcтly ρяσρσятiσиαl тσ тнє iиรтαитαиєσυร bαиk bαlαиcє σf тнє bσy αиd тнє
diяєcтiσи σf тнiร lσvє iร รαмє тσ αร iиcяєαмєит σя dєcяєαмєит σf тнє
bαиk bαlαиcє.



тнiяd lαw:


тнє fσяcє αρρliєd wнilє ρяσρσรiиg α giяl by α bσy iร єqυαl αиd σρρσรiтє
тσ тнє fσяcє αρρliєd by тнє giяl wнilє υรiиg нєя รαиdαlร .

Feel the love hun

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….


1 No




2 I want time




3 I have always seen u as a friend




4 I already have a boy friend




5 We should concentrate on studies




6 You don't know me properly and its only infatuation.





Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..


1 Yes




2 Yes




3 Yes




4 Yes




5 Yes




6 Yes



This proves that guys r better humans that girls and they believe more in spreading love

Personally, I don't mess with ATM's, I just use my sugar daddy's debit card!!! Saves time!!!

Sugar Daddy ??

Do you know the relationship between two eyes..? They blink together,

They move together, they cry together, they see things together and

They sleep together BUT THEY NEVER SEE EACH OTHER..
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But when a beautiful girl comes in front, one eye goes blink and the other remains open...

Save well am not a thief and am not going to steal ur heart hun

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive

Nice creation i liked it

f a girl laughs, she's a jolly person,
if a man laughs, he's manner less.

If a girl talks, she's a witty person,
if a man talks, he's a chatterbox.

If a girl is silent, she is serious,
if a man is silent, he is dull.

If a girl looks at a man, she gives him a glare,
if a man looks at a girl, he gives her a stare.

If a girl wears something different, it is fashion.
If a man wears something different, he is a joker.

If it is a girl's group, it is company.
If it is a men's group, it is a gang.

CHECK THIS OUT...... THIS IS NOT ONE OF MY CREATIONS.



1) What is the difference between GALS and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.


2) Why do GALS always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...


3) What do GALS have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.


4) If you drop a GAL and a brick out of a plane,which one would hit the
ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....

5) What did God say after he created GALS?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created BOYZ


6) What's the difference between an intelligent GAL & a UFO ?
Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.


7) What are two reasons why GALS don't mind their own business?
Answers: i) no mind ii) no business


8) What makes GALS chase BOYZ when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
intention of driving

Oh really well its fantastic well i'll try my best

So from where i ll start ?

But its true anyways am new here will you be my girlfriend

No need to think more coz am very shy guy

May i know u ?

Yeah i'm