Whats up with all my peeps tonight!?

Do you keep your friends close or your enemys closer?

Dead *****

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead *****.

The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.

im great

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.

“Mother, where do babies come from?”

The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.

“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”

“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

How is everyone tonight!?

Does anyone play World Of Warcraft? If you do hit me up with message.

How is everyone tonight and this morning!?

im off to bed and nice to meet you all. nite

yeah show great to watch in all!

Who watch Pimp My Ride on here?

What's up with all my peeps tonight or this morning!?

nite!!

Any lovely ladies in the fresno area?

im great! How r you doing?

A pimp.

What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

i find it on a website and figure put on this.

If she can chew tobacco and suck **** at the
same time and still know which one to spit out.

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?