Topic:
Accents
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Well I am Irish, and have a wee bit of an accent
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okay I will behave
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promises promises
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I won't tell that part about you.............yet
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Well I thought it was time the world knew
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there was no kissin'
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me and buttons have a love child
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fetching
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So much for my strawberry blonde hair
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alluring
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one thousand one hundred and twenty five
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insatiable
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Topic:
Stand Up Comedy
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Steven Wright
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You could say that
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watch out for those dancing bananas ... Watching most intently ... You should watch, it does tricks |
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I used to burn when I was younger, but my freckles faded too
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watch out for those dancing bananas
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Just thirds???
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You can perv me anytime
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