I was in the local porn shop and some girl ahead of me in line was purchasing a vibrator for $74.99 , the clerk in the store
took the vibrator and said i have to check to make sure it works, so off she went to put batteries in it , when the clerk
returned to the counter she told the lady that it worked fine.
The clerk asked the lady if she wanted an extended warranty, and the lady said no thanks its long enough.

of course as long as it goes on a cone
gotta love that stuff

I know you like to fish I know you really try.
Just put a little minnow on or a great big fly.
The feeling you get when something tugs your line.
Is really something very sweet its simply just devine.
Your heart just starts a pumping as hook onto a bass.
It pulls you up and down the lake with its strength and mass.
Once you get it in the boat you hold up and look.
You put your pliers in the mouth and remove the little hook.
Now you bring it back on home to make a meal for two.
Its really something special that I share with you.
You are my fishing buddy you are my perfect mate.
I know why you are with me cause Im the perfect bait

If I was an ice cream cone I would wanna be white or brown.
Just put me in your mouth and you surely will not frown
I am a tasty frozen treat of maybe one scoop or two.
You swirl your tongue around me and sometime stick it through.
I melt upon your lips and you get me on your nose.
Oh you taste so good you make me curl my toes.
You make me cold and shiver and make my lips go red.
Dont eat me to quickly or you will hurt your head.

well if i had someone special that would even be better
some to share my thoughts and desires

thanks very much

dont we all

I know you like to fish I know you really try.
Just put a little minnow on or a great big fly.
The feeling you get when something tugs your line.
Is really something very sweet its simply just devine.
Your heart just starts a pumping as hook onto a bass.
It pulls you up and down the lake with its strength and mass.
Once you get it in the boat you hold up and look.
You put your pliers in the mouth and remove the little hook.
Now you bring it back on home to make a meal for two.
Its really something special that I share with you.
You are my fishing buddy you are my perfect mate.
I know why you are with me cause Im the perfect bait

I like it so much here is a
for you because you made me

Your eyes tell me your smiling your heart does not show.
But I can see the sorrow that has been bestowed.
I would climb to the highest mountain with you at my side.

Your eyes tell me your smiling your heart does not show.

castle of dreams my choice

I close my eyes and think of you something oh so sweet
I have come to carry you away and sweep you off your feet.
Your eyes just sparkling and you show your style and grace.
I pull you close and hold you tight and kiss your pretty face.
You are what dreams are made of and I know they do come true.
When I am with you I am smiling and never feeling blue.
Your the only woman I love and you are my perfect mate.
Something clicked inside of me I know it must be fate.
I take the time to show how much I really care.
We are just so right for each other we are the perfect pair.
Its all the little things I do for that really shows my love.
Heaven sent you to me from somewhere up above.
Everyday I day I think of you and shed a little tear.
Knowing that your at my side removing all the fear.

is that a poem?

woowwwww

oops missed the "e" in lips

Ok let start this new years of just right.
I wanna dance with so put something on tight.
I am gonna twirl you around tonight on the floor.
And hold you so close because I know you want more.
The closeness of our bodies just feeling you shake.
My we are good together like ice cream and cake.
When we dance together you give me such chills.
I kiss your sweet neck and give you some thrills.
The scent of your body your smile and your grace.
I Pull you in close and kiss your sweet face.
Tonight we are one just joined at the hips.
Its the passion I feel when I kiss your swet lips.

thanks