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Sat 06/28/08 10:14 PM

Okay, here's some attention.:banana: :banana: :banana:



thank you guys,,,feel better now

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Sat 06/28/08 10:13 PM

Perhaps you are not peeling your bananas correctly.

ohhhhh ahhhhhh waaaaaaoooooooo
I never thought of that,,, the peeling thing huh!!!

how do you peel a banana

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Sat 06/28/08 10:11 PM

Good to see you again Morena.
I do believe I know several men who fit that description very well. Good post. laugh :wink: bigsmile

good to see you missed youflowerforyou

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Sat 06/28/08 10:09 PM

skid marks on my profile,and not the usual"poop"kind.
laugh laugh laugh

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Sat 06/28/08 10:07 PM


give me some attention sad :cry:


(((( Mo ))))

Hello Beautiful,, Hugs to you and the Boys,,, Miss ya so much,,, Love you :heart:

lov ya 2 mom and miss you so!!!!flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou

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Sat 06/28/08 10:06 PM

focus on driving,you are hammered!drinker
laugh how did you know?laugh

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Sat 06/28/08 10:03 PM
give me some attention sad :cry:

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Sat 06/28/08 10:02 PM
really if you think about it is so true!!!! lol...laugh

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Sat 06/28/08 09:56 PM
welcomeflowerforyou

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Sat 06/28/08 09:55 PM
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the **** out of you.

2. Men are like ....... Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.


3. Men are like ....... Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ....... Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ...... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ...... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ...... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ...... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............ You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ....... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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Wed 06/18/08 09:49 PM
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait !!!!

An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on
scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage!
If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to
jump off this building."

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I
get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."

The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a
bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and
cabbage, and jumped to his death.


The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death
as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known
how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have
given it to him again!"

The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or
enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."


(Oh this is GOOD!!)?



Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said,
"Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch ."



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Sat 06/14/08 11:53 AM
((((((((((FAMILIA))))))))))))

HUH? IM ON THAT COLOMBIAN COFFEE AGAIN,,,,DAM COFFEE

flowerforyou :heart: flowerforyou

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Sat 06/14/08 11:52 AM
frown-upset

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Sat 06/14/08 11:50 AM
sis,,,hope you feeling better
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Sat 06/14/08 11:49 AM
Sally Fflowerforyou ield

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Sat 06/14/08 11:47 AM
sore-throat

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Tue 06/10/08 09:07 PM
what famous person huh!!!!!!!



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Sun 06/01/08 11:04 AM
see you on tonight farmer!!drinker

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Sun 06/01/08 11:03 AM




laugh laugh laugh

new "Willy" nickname

glasses The Punisher


nice tread farmer!!!laugh


you should see once I take off my steel beltsbigsmile



shoot...leave 'em on! :wink: bigsmile
that will be up to him

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Sun 06/01/08 10:46 AM

drinker

to The Dominican Republic

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