ROFL!!!!

Thanks buddy!

ROFL geez I hope not..! I don't think they make them for women...maybe to give to a man..lol but not for us.

Only 1 more year for me...


1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4. People call at 9 pm and ask, Did I wake you????

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8. You can eat supper at 4 pm .

9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.



19. You can't remember who sent you this list .


And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.


Forward this to every one you can remember

I already forgot who I sent this to.......

That makes two of us Mom!

very good

ooohhh chapters two and three a must read!!! and so are 4,5,6 so suspenseful and scary too!

oooo Pam go read chapters 2 and three!

Beautiful poem to be read at a funeral.

me too

Glad y'all liked it Mundote and Kenneth..I thought it was cute too!

<<<<SIGHS!>>>> Loved this Kristi made my heart skip a beat, thinking how soon it will be.

Well...from an outsider who was greeted with such emotion,
I thank you and we both know that I am no poet by far lol.
I do however enjoy reading your poetry and insight into your
life makes me feel like I know you well.
So.. Thank you Sis!
Dena

lmao!!!

Janice, a blonde and her husband Al, are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.

The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this." She goes downstairs.

Janice finally comes back up to bed and AL says, "The dog is still barking louder than ever, what have you been doing?"

The blonde says, "I put the dog in OUR backyard, let's just see how THEY like it."

This is for those who want more...
I have read more that was unposted...it gets even better...

Right back at ya MOM!!!

Simple but powerful words..
aww thanks hon for the eyes comment..

I know I went to his you tube and lmao if we can do anything as far as reposting whatever to get his numbers up let us know..see y'all on the carpet!