Wow...and someone hasn't snapped you up? I'm shocked.

Do the world a favor and get the vasectomy now. Wait, is that too big a word for you?

Mr. di Plume,

At this moment, you are my personal hero. Viva la wit!

Actually, I thought your profile was great. It rang very honest and gentle. Trust me, the sensitivity comes through. Don't worry, she'll find you. I met my boyfriend through this site, and his profile grabbed me because of its honesty and lack of pretension. Good luck to you!

Honestly? Your profile is unreadable (poor grammar and use of text abbreviations) and it seems that you enjoy being thought of as rude and crude. What woman would want to date that?

**I can already feel the profane response heading in my direction for giving a solicited honest answer .**

Nice pics, but for someone who professes to like the outdoors and sports, they are a bit on the glamour-shot side. Something more natural might attract the kind of guy you are looking for (if you want him to share in those activities). Also, the profile part is very slim...more info and a taste of your sense of humor I think would go a long way. Good luck!

There is absolutely nothing about you other than your interests. Your picture is fine, but how do you expect quality women to take a second look if there is nothing of substance? It's a big misconception to think that women don't take the time to read what was personally written. Oh, and make sure to proof-read...I can't tell you how many letters I deleted because it wasn't worth sorting through the grammar. Good luck to you!

Hi Caroline...the text seems fine. If I might make a tiny suggestion about the pics, the angles are bad. I am sure you an intelligent woman who is very attractive, but the pictures are not flattering. As a plus-size woman, here are tricks from me...never shoot with the camera looking upwards (like in pic two),jut your chin out like a turtle when someone takes a pic and lift your tongue to the roof of your mouth (a photographer taught me this one, it makes any double chin receed and because the photo is 2 dimensional, you can't tell that you are doing any thing weird). Also, if you have a pic from when you are having a good time with your friends, everyone looks at their best...naturally. I know this was unsolicited advice, but I wish you luck!