Hi Chicago...I've never been there, but I'm still young. No - Wait, I'm old.
Why are you bored?

Yep!!

Here Here -

I have a frog in my throat. Don't ask me how it got there.
Tastes like chicken.
Good stuff crip. Time heals all wounds. Trust me. It may be many months, but judging by your words, it's her loss. -- No, I'm not gay...

That was never sexy to me. Kinda slutty if you ask me. But I am getting old.

G'night Dude.

Paying someone to have your child is like buying a baby. I'll have to check again... Yep it's still illegal.

Pretty sure that's illegal. I'll check... Yep

camels?

Ha...

Thanks for all the kind words everybody. You've really made me smile. I needed that.
Hang in there Randy. It sounds like there's hope for guys like you and me.

Hi All,
It's my first day here. It's been fun so far. Have any of you ever met a potential Love on this site? Or know anyone who has? Do you think it's possible for me to find that life long love here?

JiffyPop

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a-more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just
tella my friend howa to spella Mississippi."