An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: 'Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'

The old man replied, 'Yep. And none of us could get the jar open.'

I'm used to the term "victim" ... I'm divorced

NP .... I won't say a word.

And ty.

They hire people just for that reason .... welcome people at they come in .... one is being built about a mile from here .... should I get you an application?

Coke ..... and a little Jack in it doesn't hurt.

Thanks.

It does feel a bit Wal-marty with all the greeters .....

Yep .... thanks .....

Well, I think they're getting over it .... so now I need to find another way to get under their skin :)

Ty everyone for the welcome.

And, unsure .... I'd rather go south for 3 months .... just not a winter person anymore.

Hi neighbor .... not too far from here .... ready for that, uhh ...."white stuff" on the way?

Mostly to annoy my kids :)

Thank you ..... waving back.

Hi from Indiana .... was mentioned to me by a friend to stop by and check out this site, and it came with very good recommendation.