Whats up people!

Hahahaha that will work too. LoL

Hahaha... ohh that's Brutal. LoL

I'm glad you liked it =)

1.Well, how 'bout that?...I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions.


2.You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun?


3.Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car-GO CRAZY.


4.What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son?


5.Your mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party.




6.Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies-you know-that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.


7.No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall.


8.Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.


9.Father's Day? Aaahh-don't worry about that-it's no big deal.




Now I liked Numbers 3, 4, and 5 the best. LoL

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America.....do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

11. Only in America......can a homeless combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House. (This was popular when Clinton was in office)